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Saturday, April 17, 2010

What’s Brewing?



Oprah, is this yo’ daddy? – Oh No They Didn’t

Kat Stacks is back. This time, she’s drunk and in a random car. Disturbing. – Mrs. Grapevine

Those Kardashians can’t keep their clothes on – PopEater

Spelman gets $1 million grant [good Brew news] – NewsOne

Guess the bunions (you know you wanna) – Celebuzz

Kathy Griffin gets a public pap smearSocialite Life

Female hip-hop continues its death spiral: Lil Kim makes her puddy purr – Tazz Daddy

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Get Maury On The Line!

Hmm, everyone is always up in Janet's beezwax for her mystery baby (alleged). But Latoya, it seems like you got away with dropping your own bundle of slut joy, down at the BK firehouse.




Latoya Jackson, YOU are the mother!



pic court. ybf.com

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Brew Music: Lil' Kim Hops On A Remix


If you've been looking for Lil' Kim (and I sure have... I've been looking all up in my couch cushions, at the ballroom dance place and at the hair weave store...but no luck), then look no further.  She's on Rihanna's remix for "Hard." Dutch from Major Figgas is also on the track.

Take a listen.


"Where 'dem bloggers at...where dem bloggers at...where dey at...where dey at...where dey at?"

You likey?

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Harpo, Who Dis Woman?

Lil Kim has gone from this...




...to this...



DEFINITE UPGRADE!

Photos: Andrew Southam

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Brew Bits: Kanyamber Do Dinner & Kimmie & Lisa Raye Do The Beach...

Doesn't it look like he's saying "wait til we get home you sexy ass bald headed beyotch...."??????






Hmmm, Kimmie in her almost natural state, take away the lace hat and she's not too bad right????





Awww look at her and Diamond frolicking in da the waters........ awwwwww



photos: http://www.hiphopnewsdaily.com

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Aereola Gate: Lil Kim Edition.....



I guess there's nothing really "gate-ish" about this one..... I mean it's Lil Kim were talking about........

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Um Ew Files: Kimmy's Community Service....

Kimmy performed at Atlanta's Black Gay Pride Weekend...... from the looks of these pics it seems she's shaky on the meaning of 'gay' as she went totally poon-tastical spreading her kibbles n bits for men who have absolutely no interest in it....... oh Kimmy! I wanna hug you but I think you have the cooties.........






More pics here:

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

We Fall Down and Then The Bank Takes Back Ownership of Our Home......



Scott Storch doesn't seem to be able to get back on the good foot.....

Couldn't his boo boo help him out? Damn Kimmy, you wrong for that! I bet he prolly bought you a tit or 2...... how soon we forget Kimmy, how soon we forget......



The former music producer for Britney Spears, 50 Cent and Mariah Carey continues his legendary fall from grace -- Scott Storch has lost his massive Miami Mansion.

SunTrust Bank took back ownership of the home Storch defaulted on last July, buying it back at an auction on Friday for $5.5 million.
The 10-bedroom, 16-bath home was valued at around $7 million.

The bank had been trying to foreclose on Storch for months, but couldn't because he had declared for bankrutcy


Via TMZ

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Happy B-day Lil Nip & Tuck!!!


She celebrated in Miami with her crew....
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She looks like a Barbie doll kinda....but not in a good way. My what nice new cheeks you have there Kimmy!



Guess it's better than these looks:



It's only a matter of time before this happens to her,someone needs to intervene....




Hmmm, the baddest bitch huh??? yeah, not so much T-boogie!



Oh hey "Mrs. Turks & Got Your Ass Kicked Outta Caicos"!!! you always kill em girl! what a tiger!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Note To Lil Kim: We Don’t Want To See Those

Lil Kim almost flashed her headlights on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars last night.  After dancing one helluva jive with her partner Derek Hough, one of Kimmie’s little nipple petals decided to make an appearance (see minute 3:27).  Can’t wardrobe get her real “nude” color and not the peachy “flesh” color of the Caucasians to avoid all this?  See how they treat us!  

Anyway…Kim is doing her thing on this show.  I sure hope she finds some relevancy when this show wraps.  I miss huh!  I really do.

P.S. I see you lookin’ Latifah! 

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Monday, March 30, 2009

When plastic comes out to play.......



My fav (and hopefully yours as well) plastic Diva was on the scene this past weekend it seems and this was the end result. Um er rah... um I mean her retina looks nice! it brings out the white in her shirt...

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