Wino's Dad Eyeing Her Sweater Puppies

One word: ewwww!

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch says his daughter is doing "antastic, fantastic [and] her boobs are great as well."

When asked about his daughter's road from rehab (no, no, no!), Mitch said: "There is no total recovery. It's a recovery. It's a slow, gradual recovery."

Well, Amy, rub ya teetays if you love big pop!

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Um Ew Files: Kimmy's Community Service....

Kimmy performed at Atlanta's Black Gay Pride Weekend...... from the looks of these pics it seems she's shaky on the meaning of 'gay' as she went totally poon-tastical spreading her kibbles n bits for men who have absolutely no interest in it....... oh Kimmy! I wanna hug you but I think you have the cooties.........






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Witches WTF Files: Making it Legal

Well, while the rest of you broads are complaining that there are no good black men out there... E'Dena Hines is being proactive!

"It’s being reported that actor Morgan Freeman, 72, has intentions of marrying E’Dena Hines, his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, once his divorce is finalized.

Family sources claim that the affair between Morgan and E’Dena has been on-going for nearly 10 years. This is the young woman, who, Freeman and his wife (they are now separated, set to divorce) Myrna, 68,raised since she was a young child."


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Clearly they are not blood relations, but still could you get it a Goodie (girl woodie) for 'Shawshank' Freeman?

I'm going to puke, seriously.

Um, Ew! Files: The "UnDreamy" and Milian Pose for Vibe...

I'm just seeing these and um, Eww! apparently these will print in Vibe's final issue. The Dream must have some mean, stone cold peen....... that's all I'm sayin.......

She looks hot though in a "if one more man dumps me I'm switching to poon" kinda way.....

Witches' WTF Files: Morgan Freeman

What is the incestoldgrayballsmolefacedhell is going on here? Unnamed sources claim the real reason Morgan Freeman can't keep a wife is because he's been carrying on an affair with his step-granddaughter! Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. SMH at the thought of his low riders -- all old, droopy and gray! Freeman, 72, allegedly started the relationship with his step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines when she was still a teenager. The alleged affair was at the center of his split from his wifey Myrna who helped raise E'Dena who is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife. Get all that? This is some old ass freaky swamp people shish! I guess when Myrna first got wind of the "birthday sex" that was going down under her roof, she stepped to Mo Mo and he vowed to leave E'Dena alone. Cleary, that ain't happen. Word is Morgan is trying to keep a lid on all this so it won't interfere with his divorce proceedings. Add to that the recent car crash involving Morgan and his second wife's best friend and you got a recipe for some decrepit goings on down in the Delta. WTF Morgan? Seek help, stat! My granny always said messing with old men gives you worms!

'Catch-o-the-day'.......

Ladies, ladies ladies..... now I know we all can't be massengil fresh every hour of everyday but why am I smelling vagi-snatch through your clothes??? Smellin like the 'catch-0-the-day' is not the jump off my friends. Let's be a little more thorough when we are washing our asses? mmmkay.

Let's worry a little less about designer bags and the like and step up that hygiene game, it's only right. The young lady in question was very well dressed and attractive but sweet jeebus she was rank!! It just ain't right for a woman to smell like that so I just wanted to post this brief PSA to all my lady friends. Fly chicks look and smell pretty, especially in the 'lady parts'. Remember what Biggie said "Dey the ones I like cause dey they don't get nathan but penetration, unless it smells like sanitation....."

Things We May Have Overlooked: The Aging G Edition

It's been a few years since this person (Being Nice for White Jesus Day) and her OAG (Old Ass G) have started hitting the red carpet.

Perhaps in the hustle and bustle of latex, weavery and silicone- we have lost sight of Ice T's bodacious rack. Holy D Cup, old man. Put a jacket on or something, there are kids watching!

Um, Ew! Files: Guess That Celebrity Bum

But before you guess, can I just say, EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Um, Ew! Files: Bacon Air Freshener

I come from the foodie group that bacon makes everything better, but you have to be a special kind of greedy mofo to want to smell bacon 24-7. If you are that person...click the title and order yourself up some, no judgements of course...with ya greedy ass.