The Week in Pixels: A Depository of Web/Celeb Randomness

Nicole ShirtsHanger training for "Dancing" with the "Stars"

(Ironic placement of quotation marks intentional)

Lili Augello Cook in concert

When bad pants happen to fine ass homewreckers..

BeyYaki The Creole Queen and the Camel of BK at the White House (LOVE it!)

... and they brought along Mama and cousin Trey

Looking good, King!

@ 3rd Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon (more pix)

The Winehouse...looking Good, too! (well, relatively speaking...)

Lil' Weasel and one of sperm receptacles ..the one with the name of lotion.. and the product of unprotected Weezy-ing
(court TMZ)

Cassie, in Paris, hopefully looking into that modeling career.

Recession Proof Job #45: Amy Winehouse's Publicist

Just the thought of being Amy Winehouse's publicist makes me hurl hairballs. The troubled soul singer is reportedly due to spend New Year's Eve in a hospital following a lonely binge drinking episode. This is like the 50-11th time she's been in the hospital over some Brewshyt! Her very public battle with drugs has ensured her a suite equipped with a stomach pump that's surely seen a lot of work. I thought she was cleaning up a bit? And there's also word that she is ready to re-marry her ex-husband and resident street urchin Blake Civil-Fielder.

Just imagine how many calls her publicist gets each day from media and her pushers? Instead those inspiration posters with sayings such as  "Motivation" and "Drive"...that publicist has probably got "reaction to a prescription medication" or "exhustation" as running screen savers!
Source

No Home Training Award: Wino Smoked Her Christmas Spirit?

Amy Winehouse loses her shit at a Cinderella performance. The troubled star is said to have disrupted a performance on Saturday night by heckling the cast. 

"She is later alleged to have struggled with a member of staff at the theatre in Milton Keynes, Bucks.

 The Back to Black singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting "He's ------- behind you" during the performance and yelling out "------- Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me".

Refusing to sit down, she also branded the Ugly Sisters "bitches", The Sun reported.
Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup." 

On the upside, I thought Mickey Rooney was dead.

Wino's Dad Eyeing Her Sweater Puppies

One word: ewwww!

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch says his daughter is doing "antastic, fantastic [and] her boobs are great as well."

When asked about his daughter's road from rehab (no, no, no!), Mitch said: "There is no total recovery. It's a recovery. It's a slow, gradual recovery."

Well, Amy, rub ya teetays if you love big pop!

Source

Brew Bits: "Good Hair", White Rapper Hell and Big White Tail....

Solo and Chris Rock did Harpo yesterday to talk "Good Hair". I love the teeny weeny fro on Solo, she looks really pretty.....



Watch Amy Winehouse bust a rhyme real quick.... I have nothing to say on this one.....




And finally, CoCo wants ya'll to kiss her big, white ass! You tell em girl!! (does she have cornrows in her hair????...... I can't)

We Fall Down....... and Then We Sniff Coke: Amy Winehouse Returns....

Maybe she's off that stuff or perhaps she downgraded to sniffing sharpies....



Anyhoo, here she is performing "You're Wondering Now" [feat. The Specials] at the V Festival 2009.

WTF Files: Amy Winehouse Perfume????

SOURCE:

"Amy Winehouse is set to become the latest celebrity to launch her own perfume line, according to reports.

The Rehab singer has recently returned to her native Britain following an extended stay on the Caribbean island of St Lucia in a bid to overcome her alcohol and drug addictions.

Now the star is hoping to land a deal worth more than $750,000 to launch the fragrance with her name on the label, under the guidance of her dad, Mitch."

Um, er, rah...... um.... hmmmm..... um.... ok..... er.... hmmmm.....

4568+858+585650606+5868-34343434+450605968*47598475+464565*3434535+3435345 = WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FUCKFOOLERY!!!!!?????????

Who in the fork is wearing Madame Cocaine's perfume???? What will it be called "Heroine by Amy"???

I'm just done......