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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Brew Music: The Carters Do Coachella



The Carters did a little duet at the Coachella music fest in Cali yesterday. Check the vid:


I'm loving the laid back Beyonce... the boots? Meh...

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Monday, April 12, 2010

What’s Brewing?



Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

What’s Brewing?



3 signs Beyonce might be preggers – The Frisky

Kanye dropping a new album soon? – RapRadar

Alicia Keys needs a blogger (is Mashonda working?)Hollywire

Chinese boy rips Whitney Houston’s song – Just Jared

Snooki must think Miami is in Mexico (and... is she looking for a chalupa in that hat?) – Celebuzz

Conrad Murray is still a doctor – Socialite Life

Toss your glitter, fancy M.A.C. store to open in Times Square – Racked NY

Jersey Shore, for Asians? – NY Post

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Brew Tube: Newsflash, You Are NOT A Single Lady



Dammit, Beyonce is ruining the youth!




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If You Like It, Then Put A Magnum On It!

Fellas and fella-ish ma'amsirs, step on up and get you one of these here Beyonce blow up dolls, ya know, in case of emergency...... give that hand a rest why don't cha!

It says she comes with 3 holes, I say 7 if you count the ears and the nostrils like I've been known to do (hey don't look like that, I be trying thangs.... gots ta keep it spicy!)






















If it's real pleasure you're after, I say play this in the background and make it real sessy!

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Monday, March 29, 2010

What’s Brewing?



OMG, Ricky Martin’s gay? – The Superficial

Kid Fury translates Kat Stacks’ groupie tales [This is MUST SEE TV right 'chere] – Crunk + Disorderly

Nick Cannon’s making money – Perez Hilton

Is Ludacris about to jump the broom? – Mz.Inferno

Beyonce? Pregnant? Not! – PopEater

Elin wants no parts of Tiger’s comeback – Socialite Life

Jesse James has a 4th mistress? – I’m Not Obsessed!

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Brew Music: Rick Ross/John Legend, T-Pain, Alicia Keys/Beyonce (more)


A few jams for the mid-day hump this Thursday…

Rick Ross & John Legend have teamed up again, this time on a song called “Sweet Life."


Rip via XXL


T-Pain’s (and his Rick Ross beard) have a new video for “Reverse Cowgirl”… not sure who’d wanna reverse cowgirl him, but anyway, here’s the vid.




Alicia Keys brought her tour to Madison Square Garden last night and the Carters did a little party crashing (naturally, the crowd went nuts). Beyonce joined Alicia on stage for their duet “Put It In A Love Song,” for which we’re still waiting on a video.




Never far behind… Swizz Beatz and Jay-Z came through too for a little “Empire State of Mind”/“On To The Next One” mash-up.

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Brew Music Video: Lady Gaga + Beyonce – “Telephone”


Alas, the long awaited “Telephone” video from Lady Gaga (featuring Beyonce) is here. This mini-move is close to 10 minutes.

Taste The Brew to check it out after the jump.

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Jay-Z Is A Business…Man!



Jay-Z broke ground on the 18,000-seat Barclays Center at Atlantic Yards today. It’s the future home of the Brooklyn Nets. Of course, his wife was there (with her red lipstick) to offer her support.



Now, the major move for Brooklyn’s son did not come without some controversy. Protesters gathered near the groundbreaking site to hold a mock burial for the “soul of Brooklyn” which they think will be killed by this new stadium. That Shawn Corey is always at the center of some kinda controversy, eh?

Image via Just Jared
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Brew Bits: Inside Beyonce's School de Beauté





Awww.  Sweet.  Ok, Beyonce, I ❤ you again.  You can take that break now, mmkay.

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Brew Bits: Beyonce’s Haus of Beauty


Add beauty school to the list of side hustle projects the Knowlesesesss are running. Beyonce cut the ribbon for the “Beyonce Cosmetology Center” (no, I’m not making it up) at the Phoenix House rehab center in Brooklyn today.

The program will teach the students all they need to know to pass the state’s cosmetology exam. Beyonce spent some time at the Phoenix House to grit it up and learn how to cuss before playing Etta James in Cadillac Records. She reportedly donated her salary from the film to the Phoenix House after being moved by the women she met there. The following year, she and Mama Tina came up with the beauty school idea (ya know, Tina’s a hair/fashion guru and all).

By the way, the president of Brooklyn (who knew?) has declared Beyonce an official “Brooklynite” by marriage.

Catch pics of the ribbon-cutting ceremony with Mayor Bloomberg here.

Can’t even hate on B’s good deed… but I sure hope there won’t be any hood lace-fronting up in there.

Photo: House of Dereon/BeyonceWorld

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The Week in Pixels: A Depository of Web/Celeb Randomness




Nicole ShirtsHanger training for "Dancing" with the "Stars"

(Ironic placement of quotation marks intentional)



Lili Augello Cook in concert

When bad pants happen to fine ass homewreckers..

BeyYaki The Creole Queen and the Camel of BK at the White House (LOVE it!)

... and they brought along Mama and cousin Trey

Looking good, King!

@ 3rd Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon (more pix)



The Winehouse...looking Good, too! (well, relatively speaking...)




















Lil' Weasel and one of sperm receptacles ..the one with the name of lotion.. and the product of unprotected Weezy-ing
(court TMZ)


Cassie, in Paris, hopefully looking into that modeling career.

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Must See Movie?: Our Family Wedding

Ok so we have Lance Gross (and ain't nuffin gross about this right here! WHOOOO WEEEE!!!) America Ferrereereree (you know, the "Ugly Betty" girl who I love) Regina King, Forrest Whitaker and some other people......

Looks like a nice wholesome, feel good movie, might have to pay for this one on my own though and go see it with my girls. I don't think I'll be able to find a dude to finance any movie about mofos gettin married. You know how dudes get all sweaty and uncomfy watching wedding scenes with chicks.....

So is it a must see? If ya'll went to see Beyonce in "Obsessed" then surely you can give this one a shot. I'm goin.....





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Friday, February 26, 2010

What’s Brewing?

Coco’s butt crack is too deep for MySpace – dlisted

Beyonce is not feeling these questions – Vibe

Real Housewife caught cheating? – In Case You Didn’t Know

50 Cent employee accused in babymama’s house fire – XXL

Rihanna releasing another album this year – Neon Limelight

John Mayer is still apologizing for being a dumbass – PopEater

Bush & the Tush get all dolled up – Celeb Gossip

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Monday, February 22, 2010

What’s Brewing?


Time for a roundup of what’s making news on the innawebs.

Jay-Z says Beyonce steals her dance rountines from him. – rPulse

The highly-underrated Raheem DeVaughn wants to give you a taste of his new music – Concrete Loop

Travis Barker goes apesh!t on the paparazzi – TMZ

Superhead vs. RuPaul: who’s more of a lady? – Crunk + Disorderly

R.I.P.: “Benson” actress dies – Perez Hilton

“Top Chef’s” Padma Lakshmi drops her load… but, who’s da daddy? – PopEater

The crazy continues: “Danger” is married and with child – Rude Boyy

Lil Wayne gets a Twitter and shows some teeth – Necole Bitchie

Image via BeyonceWorld.net

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Will You Watch?: Beyonce on The Tyra Show

 

Beyonce will be one of the featured guests on tomorrow's Tyra Show.  They shoot the shizz about Beyonce's Grammy wins and that random "I love you" she shouted out to Jay-Z during her acceptance speech.

[Forgive Tyra for this tragic roller set you're about to see]


Also on Tuesday's show, Robin Thicke and Lauren Conrad. So, will you watch?

P.S. Are people still watching the Tyra Show?

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Brew Bits: They Shootin’?


Various news outlets reported gun violence outside of Beyonce’s Wednesday night concert in Brazil. Sources say the concert in the city of Salvador was marred by violence when people outside the venue started shooting at fans leaving the arena, causing police to return fire. No one was hurt.

But now, Beyonce’s reps are denying anything ever happened, saying her tour has been a major success (despite reports she had to give tickets away in Argentina). Her people tell US Magazine “the reports of gunfire during Beyonce's concert in Brazil that allegedly ended her show early are totally false. Beyonce played to record crowds on her recent tour in Brazil without incident, including an audience of 60,000 in Sao Paulo on Saturday, February 6 and two sold-out shows in Rio on February 7 and 8."

Hmmmm. Gunfire in Brazil? Imagine that.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Brew Bits: Is Pink Punking B?



I love Pink, quiet as kept. And this girl can blow; but she betta be careful fo Mr. Matthew comes for dat arse! Here she is singing her hit "Stupid Girls" and some claim she's taking pot shots Bey! Do you boo!

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Brew Poll: Would You Take YOUR WIFE's Last Name?


Well, that's just what Jay-Z's doing.  He's becoming a "Knowles-Carter."  Now, before you go jumping out the window claiming he's "soft" for doing so, think about it... what better way to show your level of commitment? You want your wife to take your name right?

The Daily Star reports Jay-Z's legal name will now be "Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyoncé will go by "Beyoncé Knowles-Carter." Rumor has it the couple wanted to keep the Knowles name because Beyonce's parents didn’t have any boys, so they want to keep the name alive. Um, okay.

Anyway, this is a poll... Brew fellas, what say you? Would you change your last name to incorporate your wife's?


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Friday, December 4, 2009

Brew Music: Alicia Keys + Beyonce - "Put It In A Love Song"


I can't keep up... are we supposed to put rings on it, put it on a video phone, sleep with a broken heart and put it in a love song?  That's a whole 'lotta work.  And did Alicia just get passed around the Carter household?  Was it a 2-for-1 duet/collabo sale?  Justsayin'...

Anywho, take a listen to B and A.Keys' new jam and tell us if you like it.

alicia keys - put it in a love song ft. beyonce.mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

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