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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tiny & Toya on Chelsea Lately



Tiny and Toya stopped by Chelsea Lately to promote the second season on their show, We Babymammas Tiny & Toya.  Now, if you're a fan of Chelsea Handler, then you know she regularly talks about her lusting for certain rappers, so I figured this would be one interesting convo.  Taste The Brew to watch the vid.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

What’s Brewing?



Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Brew Funny: Tiny & Toya (Spoof)


I simply can't watch their BET show. I just don't have enough brain cells left after the 80s to devote to it, but this spoof seems pretty dead on from the 15 minutes I devoted to watching the first episode.

Here's Tiny and Toya, "Tryin' ta Tawk"...


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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Brew Bit: This Might Be a lil Controversial...... But




Tiny is pretty.......

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tiny & Toya: "I'm scared to tell TIP I wanna sang"



Ok, I wasn't supposed to watch this show (and honestly when the 2 of them speak I swear my eyes roam to the bottom of the tv looking for subtitles..... yes the diction is that bad) and technically I haven't been watching but last night they got me and I couldn't turn away. So here's what had me perplexed and a bit concerned..... By my guesstimation TI weighs about what? 97.5 lbs? maybe.... Now I ask this because it's quite disturbing how afraid Tiny is of him. She kept saying repeatedly how much she misses music and how badly she wants to get back to it but "I'm afraid of how TIP will react". Now correct me if I'm wrong but if you've ever watched an after school special growing up or Lifetime, isn't the first tip-off that your boo might be a little abusive evident when you start saying things like "..... afraid to tell him, scared how he will react... blah blah blah". From what I gathered TIP is controlling, a bit of a caveman as it relates to a woman's role and is strongly against Tiny working, even if it's doing the thing she loves.

Aren't you pretty much dead when you give up what you love for someone else solely based on them dictating what you'll do? WTF is that shit? I mean he gets to perform his hippity hop and no one is stopping him. Insane...... but seriously, I doubt he's kicking her ass but hearing her use words like "afraid, scared to tell him" that just raised a red flag for me. But not to be "Captain Obvious" but um, he's in jail! What is he gonna do anyway?!

It's easy to sit back and say "sheeeiiittt I'm dying for a ninja to tell me I don't have to work" but never forget that thing they say about the grass being greener....

If you can understand this chicken squabble language being spoken listen to her ask her girls for advice on this issue...

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

We Fall Down, But Don't Get Up!

What in the badgrammartattedupheliumvoicedhell is going on here? I guess my years in college were all for nothing because if these little chippies can get a reality show just because of who they're f$#kin then I'm moving to Mars, stat! Weezy F. LotstaBabies ex-wife Toya and TI's "foreva, eva, foreva, eva" fiance Tiny have a new reality show on where else? BET?
Here's the trailer, but grab yo' dictionaries first. You're also going to need subtitles and that little bouncy ball, stat! Boo, BET, just boo!

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