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Friday, August 14, 2009

Brew Bits: T.I. Goes In On Baby Mama #1



Dang! so a new mixtape circulating unveiled the following lyrics dedicated to T.I.'s first baby mama......

"I’m in a public tug of war for dough I struggled for. I owe money for my sons, honey and nothing more. Do much more than average for my sons and you just ignore, in fact, you can get off your ass and work if you don’t wanna be fucking poor.

That’s not quite the issue is it? It’s that we don’t fuck no more. That’s supposed to be you who buying houses, picking out decor. That’s supposed to be you in Bentleys, Fendi and Dior. That’s your problem, just accept it, you and I are never more.

And forever we never will, just try your best to deal. I rolled around with you for years and I regret it still. And well, since you ain’t let yourself know, you look a mess, just let yourself go I guess."

Yikes! perhaps T.I. is blind in both eyes and doesn't see the lady he's currently with.... that would explain a lot.......

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Ya'll Think TIP Is Mad At Biggie For This?

"I'll put Chante Moore pu*sy in stitches
I'll f*ck Rupaul..
Before I f*ck them ugly ass X-scape bitches"

OR

Did he have a valid point?



I'm torn...........

I love you BIG!! but........ the jury is still out on whether or not you had a lot of room to talk.....



Jussayin..... RIP!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tiny & Toya: "I'm scared to tell TIP I wanna sang"



Ok, I wasn't supposed to watch this show (and honestly when the 2 of them speak I swear my eyes roam to the bottom of the tv looking for subtitles..... yes the diction is that bad) and technically I haven't been watching but last night they got me and I couldn't turn away. So here's what had me perplexed and a bit concerned..... By my guesstimation TI weighs about what? 97.5 lbs? maybe.... Now I ask this because it's quite disturbing how afraid Tiny is of him. She kept saying repeatedly how much she misses music and how badly she wants to get back to it but "I'm afraid of how TIP will react". Now correct me if I'm wrong but if you've ever watched an after school special growing up or Lifetime, isn't the first tip-off that your boo might be a little abusive evident when you start saying things like "..... afraid to tell him, scared how he will react... blah blah blah". From what I gathered TIP is controlling, a bit of a caveman as it relates to a woman's role and is strongly against Tiny working, even if it's doing the thing she loves.

Aren't you pretty much dead when you give up what you love for someone else solely based on them dictating what you'll do? WTF is that shit? I mean he gets to perform his hippity hop and no one is stopping him. Insane...... but seriously, I doubt he's kicking her ass but hearing her use words like "afraid, scared to tell him" that just raised a red flag for me. But not to be "Captain Obvious" but um, he's in jail! What is he gonna do anyway?!

It's easy to sit back and say "sheeeiiittt I'm dying for a ninja to tell me I don't have to work" but never forget that thing they say about the grass being greener....

If you can understand this chicken squabble language being spoken listen to her ask her girls for advice on this issue...

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Tweet Talk..... "Put A Ring On It" Edition



So @lilduval tweeted this pic and says this was given to Tiny (TI's boo and baby momma) with a warning that the fellas shouldn't let their girl see this pic, lol. Is this a "sorry Imma be in lock down for a minute" ring? an engagement ring? the weapon of mass destruction George Dubya and urrbody else has been looking for? What is this blindingly shiny piece of bling exactly?

I don't know if I'm more jealous or confused. But I do know I'm doing something wrong. The last time I got jewelry from a boy it was his name chain in high school and that was promptly taken from me by his burly girlfriend, there was no fight, she said "yeah give me Marquis' chain" I said nothing..... I took it off and handed it to her. I was a lover, not a fighter but if it were this ring well then I mighta taken my chances. Besides, once a colored girl puts vaseline on that means she automatically knows how to fight right?

But fa real, are all men in prison giving out these rings? Anyone got a link? Imma need to be on that distro list.... STAT!!!

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