Jesus Shuttlesworth! You Got A Nasty Mouth

Someone took NBA star Ray Allen's Twit for Twat account a bit too literally yesterday. It seems a hacker posted a naughty tweet that left Ray's followers stunned (or, mildly turned on... justsayin).

The tweet read: "I'm getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your cl*t and switching back and forth from my d**k to my tongue." Jiminy Christmas!

Ray hopped on 14 minutes later and said: "I'm sorry my acct was hacked into. I need to changey tweet handle." He switched his screen name from @sugarray20 to @greenrayn20.

The nassy tweet eventually got deleted but not before some crafty folks took a screen grab. Taste The Brew to get the dirty deets.

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Tweeters Attack! Kanye is a Stupid Ni*ger.........

Well no surprise I guess with Kanye being called all kinds of niggers and other expletives. As soon as he pulled this latest stunt I knew color would become an issue. Why can't the disrespect shown to Taylor by him be seen as what it is, a silly, senseless thing done by a silly, senseless person??? Why he gotta be a stupid nigger and what not??? *sigh*

I mean it's not like him being black makes him be a Beyonce Stan, he choses that lifestyle of his own free will. Not to mention I think he's still suffering from the loss of his mom. But really in the end the joke's on all of us I think, cause even when he doesn't have music out, Kanye makes sure you never forget him, he's a genius!

So correction tweeters, he's a smart nigger!

Tweet Talk: 'Tardy For The Party" Tee.....

Kim tweeted that this t will be available shortly for sale..... so are you on "Team Kim"??? Oh Yeah and stop H8in on her! DANG!

Tweet Talk: Comedy Break With Lil Duval

This guy here is so deliciously funny.... "if your man don't cheat on you it's cause he can't afford 2 but wait til he get on his feet..." WOW!

Tweet Talk: Holy Mother Of Remy Hair!!!!! Tyra Going Weaveless!

That's right! straight from the horse hair wearer's mouth!

I guess this is kinda like when she went makeup-less that one time......

Tweet Talk: LL Cool J Offers Some Inspiration....

See some inspiring qoutes tweeted by James Todd Smith, I really like this one: "Success often comes to those who have the aptitude to see way down the road." BAM!

I don't know if he made these up himself or he got them from somewhere but hey, we could all use a lil nip and tuck I mean pick me up, right LL?!

Tweet Talk: Don't Be Tardy For The Party Kim.....

...... or Dallas Austin will kick that ass!

So Dallas seems to be giving Kim a dose of "Real Talk Fridays" on twitter.....


@DallasAustin High priced hookers on a TV show for screwing married men... and getting Kandi to sing for u ain't gonna work either.

@DallasAustin Don't ever put that house wives bitch in serious music convo please !!! It's unfair tobreal talent people it was only for broken dreams tv!!

Ouch!

Tweet Talk: Twitter, Ballers, Bloods and J.R. Smith.....

Is J.R Smith of the Denver Nuggets a Blood? Well it seems his tweets led many to believe so:

Hours after The Denver Post raised questions about whether his tweets were written in a way commonly associated with street gangs, Nuggets guard J.R. Smith pulled the plug on his Twitter page on Tuesday. He presumably didn't think it was worth all the bad publicity.

His last message to fans before it was closed late Tuesday afternoon: "ok people i love all of my fans im sorry but this will be my last tweet you know why but it is what it is love all an tke Care"

Smith's tweets raised print eyebrows after someone noticed he was occasionally replacing words that would have a "C" in them with a "K," giving some the impression of an association with the Bloods street gang. (Kudos for the capital "C" jab above, kid.) Smith tried to correct the issue in a tweet late Monday night, but ultimately decided to close the account, according to The Denver Post.

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*sigh* I think twitter is more trouble than it's worth for these celebs. Perhaps they should take Kid Rock's stance on twitter:

"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,'" the rocker recently told Rolling Stone.

"I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything relevant, I'm going to bottle up and squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

It seems Mr. Rock is a fan of "Real Talk Tuesdays" as well....... yikes!

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Tweet Talk: Nick Avenges "Mariahnic" Via Tweets...

"Let the Lord be thy light and thy shield"......... So it looks like Nick has decided to take the high road when it comes to responding to Eminem's verbal torching of him and the Mrs. He took to twitter with the following quotes:

@NickCannon Quote of the day: "Never argue with fools because from a distance people cant tell who is who"

@NickCannon Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay... PREACH!

@NickCannon "I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." Genesis 12:3
@NickCannon Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!
@NickCannon I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him

@Nick Cannon Those who feed into negativity must examine there purpose on this earth

And to those of you who continue to insist he's corny and whatnot he gives you his ass to kiss with the following tweet:

@Nick Cannon I luv being corny! It's bought my entire family homes and allows me to put smiles on faces of millions! Corny dont stop til the casket drop

BOOYAH!!!! IN YO FACES!!!! I guess he told ya'll............. But in all seriousness Nick, I think this was the best recourse for you and your family, HALLEYBERRY-LU-YER!!!!!!!

Tweet Talk: Tila Tequila Talks P*ussy Power....

@officialTila Whatever....haters will always be haters. My TilaArmy will squash you motherfuckers any day! Read my PussyPower blog

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For those of you who follow me on Twitter @officialTila or read my blogs, you know that I speak a lot about p*ssy Power! However, I felt it was important to go into further detail and explain to those out there who don’t understand what that term means. P*ssy Power is just another term for a woman who is considered to be a “BOSSLADY.” A strong, intelligent, independent, and fierce woman who isn’t afraid to use her P*SSY POWER!

As for females always hating on other females, shame on you! Women should be empowering one another. Don’t fall into that trap of being another “hater” when u see another strong and beautiful woman doing her thing. As long as she is not hurting you, nor doing any damage to your personal life, we should always celebrate each other’s success. So next time you see a hot female doing her thing and pimpin’ her game, don’t call her a “HOE” u gotta say “Damn, that girl has P*SSY POWER!” because that is exactly what it is!

I am a woman who knows what she wants, I am my own bosslady, and I am not afraid to go out there and get what I want. I am in control of my own destiny. However, once you cross into the line of “Groupie Power” that is when females put down other females because she is insecure, weak, and will do anything to fight for male attention.

Now THAT, is not what P*SSY POWER is about! A weak-minded woman who gets upset over other women, when really, their own “man” is to be blamed for cheating and whatnot, should hold the man responsible, not the other woman. If you can’t keep your man in check, then that is your own problem you need to work out with yourself and your “man.” Girls who get messy over a guy is “groupie power.” When you have more confidence in yourself, you will respect yourself and know your worth and your value. You don’t need to sweat the little things. If a man does you wrong, that is HIS loss! Brush your shoulders off and keep it moving! Respect yourself, and you shall receive respect in return. Every guy secretly loves a strong and independent woman with P*SSY POWER!

So there you have it! in summary she's saying......wash your snatch, brush your teeth, tell your boss that's a lady (bosslady) she's a puta! and study! that's what she said right? I'm effin confused as shat.......

Tweet Talk: $44,000 to Blow.. Oh The Woes Of Being a New Mom.....

So, baby Knight is what? 3 hours old? He's out all about town already? and Nasir since we know this is on your dime why aren't you regulating this????

@iamkelis Me n my lil bon bon are goin on a date tonight. Dinner and a movie. Classic, perfect ;)

She is really going in on that $44,000 a month.....

@iamkelis So I hired a baby nurse, for 24hr help. Everyone told me I needed one, which I get a new baby is constant work.... So I have this very nice woman here on her first day for work. But I am feeling like I'm under surveillance and I really don't wanna share my perfect little 3 day old marshmellow with anyone. I can't say that after a week or two of no sleep I will be in desperate need of some relief but right now its Just too soon. Everything he does entertains me lol n I don't mind any of it. I think he smells like pie n I never wanna share pie! Lol

24 hour nurse???? and she's home with the baby all day? hmmmm I don't know about that one, sometimes, although I hate to admit it, the men do kinda get a bum deal. Oh well!

For more Knight and Kelis tweets go to her twitter page Iamkelis

Tweet Talk: Coco and her Homies Camel Toe and Areola....

Ice Tea's classy whooty was in MD this past weekend and wanted her twitter followers to see the elegant outfit she wore to her event:

@cocosworld Here's some angles of the catsuit I wore at my event in Maryland.Not the best camera but you get the idea.

We get the idea??? There was an idea here? as in concept? As in you were going for something other than "check out my tit-tays and vagi-cat guys!"..........

Coco you are one loony whooty!

Tweet Talk: When Tweets Need Subtitles.... Tiny and TIP

Preparing for her visit to the jailhouse to see TIP, Tiny tweets the following......

@TinyMajorMama On da way 2my visit pretty late..wearn white jeans & its sitn nice..I no he gon like dat! :)

Wearn?......."its sitn nice" she means her arse? and she "nos he gon like dat!" or does she "know" if he'll like it? and I think it's safe to say he'd like Theresa Witherspoon wearn some tight jeans right about now..... HE'S IN THE JAILHOUSE!!!!!

This tweet talk/chicken squabble is making my head hurt......

Tweet Talk: Dude You Finna Get Unfollowed.....

Ok now if my memory serves me correctly, I think Rampage is or was an understudy of Busta Rhymes.... look, don't even get me to lying as I am no hippity hop aficionado. He follows me on twitter and since I am a polite dame I follow him in return. I tell ya what though, if this bama don't stop sending me direct messages to peep his new 'hot fiyah' he's gettin unfollowed, RAPIDITO!!!

SHIT! So please people, peep his new hot fiyah before I blow a gasket!!!

@TheRealRamplage I JUST WANNA KNOW NEW RAMPAGE http://www.zshare.net/audio...

Tweet Talk: Amanda Diva, Culture & Shoppin' a Brew Twofer

I ran across the cutest hand painted bags on Twitter the other day, (is Twitter the new Etsy?) They remind me of Keith Haring crossed with contemporary African art melded with Foxy Brown...

.. ew- not that one

.. THIS one

These super cute Eco-friendly bags are the creations of Former MTV Personality, poetess, member of Floetry (though I'm not sure if they are still in bidness- and don't feel like googling it!), Rapper, Spandex champion, Columbia U. grad and surfer (OK, I think I made that one up).

My Fave- Planet Fro $30

I digress- (as we do here at the Brew) these bags are aaaadorable, think of how cute this would be carrying all your booty from the Brooklyn Flea or Eastern Market! Check 'em out at her website Diva Works Of Art-- she has prints and cds too. Diva, get your Hustle Man on!

Tweet Talk: Mary J. Blige....

My favortiest lady is now tweeting, here's the latest from her...

@MJBdaVIP Everyone pls go now to www.laneahworld.com and see Mary & LaNeah in the studio creating the song Screaming My Name. www.laneahworld.com

I don't know nuffin bout this LaNeah but I do whatever Mary J. tells me to do, I'm a groupie like that, so check it out!

Tweet Talk: Aubrey O'Day.... A Whooty???

Her tweet.....

“Look at how big my booty is getting. I’m so excited! Thick white girls unite!”

Hmmmm, thick now what who unite????? Is this whooty status (white girl with a booty)?




598uy9+66445+5905u+566766=7868*4545/569456+586u5969000+786790609= WTF!!!!!

I think Ice Tea's lady love is winning this battle so far Aubrey. Your bum is done, hun! Girl Bye!

Tweet Talk..... "Put A Ring On It" Edition

So @lilduval tweeted this pic and says this was given to Tiny (TI's boo and baby momma) with a warning that the fellas shouldn't let their girl see this pic, lol. Is this a "sorry Imma be in lock down for a minute" ring? an engagement ring? the weapon of mass destruction George Dubya and urrbody else has been looking for? What is this blindingly shiny piece of bling exactly?

I don't know if I'm more jealous or confused. But I do know I'm doing something wrong. The last time I got jewelry from a boy it was his name chain in high school and that was promptly taken from me by his burly girlfriend, there was no fight, she said "yeah give me Marquis' chain" I said nothing..... I took it off and handed it to her. I was a lover, not a fighter but if it were this ring well then I mighta taken my chances. Besides, once a colored girl puts vaseline on that means she automatically knows how to fight right?

But fa real, are all men in prison giving out these rings? Anyone got a link? Imma need to be on that distro list.... STAT!!!

Tweet Talk.....

So Kim, her sis Khloe (my favoritest Kardashian) and her boo Reggie Reg are currently in Botswana and she's been updating those of us who follow her on twitter. This is a recent tweet:

"just saw baby monkey's running around! We are gonna go feed them!!!!! They said they are friendly!"

I kinda felt a lil twinge of offense reading that, lol. just a lil. But I'm not a normal thinker so that means nothing I suppose. Plus I love monkeys too so I get her excitement......