Brew Music: Shyne, T.I. + Kelis

Shyne is taking shots at 50 Cent in this new diss track, “There Will Be Blood.” Take a listen…

Again, WTF happened to his voice?

T.I.’s new video, “I’m Back,” drops on Monday. Here’s the teaser…

And, Kelis has 2 new tracks that leaked on the innawebs. Click here to take a listen to “4th of July” and “22nd Century.”

You likey?

Nas Ordered To Pay Up!

Fellas... here's today's lesson: it really is cheaper to keep her.

TMZ reports a judge ordered Nas to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support to Kelis. The judge also ordered Nas to pay $10,000/month in spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes Kelis. Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis' legal fees in the amount of $155,787.28. Lastly, Nas has to pay $48,549.83 to cover Kelis' accounting expenses.

Dayum!

Does Kelis get to keep the N*gger jacket?

Brew Music: Marleys, Kelis + Fabolous

A couple of Bob’s children have united with Capleton for a new song. Check out Damian and Stephen Marley’s new vid, “It Was Written.”  I really need the Marley kids to make more music together or do a world tour...somethin'.

Kelis is making her way back to the music scene. And I’m pretty happy about it. We need another dose of different out here these days. Here’s her video for “Acapella.”

And, Fabolous (sidebar: I have to check the spelling whenever I write the King's English version of “fabulous” since this cat’s been out… he’s ruined my spelling knowledge) is back with a new one too. It’s called “Body Ya.”

You likey?

Celebrity Concern Letter: Kelis Jones......

Dear Kells,

If this is what you're resorting to to make the ends meet Kells then I'm all for your getting $50,000 a month in child support from Nasir Jones... I know these wardrobe picks seems fun and quirky now, but what will lil Midnight, Noche, Gladys Knight (man whatever your son's name is) think when he starts school and the kids wanna know if his mama is still sippin on that sizz-urp????

Kells cut the crap!!!! I miss the "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!" Kelis, can she make an appearance soon???? Pretty please?

Thanks,

Love "Citizens in Support of Sane Parents"

P.S. Your body is tight though...... ("no homo" as they say on the innawebs)

Does Anyone Care To Splain This To Me????

Kell doggy doggy is most certainly deranged, I know she’s known for her non-conforming ways but there is a fine line between unique and just plain ole ahole. Today, I tag her an ahole………

BOO to this look, they should take all your child support back for this. I bet right now as I type this, Nas is in some Queens library getting in some free innaweb time looking at this and laughing his ass off (he can’t afford the innaweb at his house no more cause of your $40,000 a month child support..….)

From the "Take Dat, Take Dat" Files.....

Kelis, Amber Rose, her Bronzer and little bedroom bully obviously don't give a Brewshyt about PETA's "Situation" because all this flashy furstrocity is a subliminal Fug Youz if you ask this Witch!

HEY PETA, Kelis says SUCK IT.

Gosh, I just thought Nas should do a budget check, but Those passionate PETA peeps got in their feelings about this:

Either way, they stepped to the wrong fur-monger. And in The Way Of The Lady, Kelis the she-yeti whipped up a pithy retort! (Bougie thugs, unite! I love whipping off a nice nasty letter, especially on some fabulous customized stationery. Nothing says "Old biddy getting free shyt" like a good ol' soap boxyLETTER). An excerpt:

"Underpaid minorities picking your vegetables, now that's fine for you right? Please, fight for their rights. How about the poverty in the communities of brown people around the world. She had the nerve to say (and I quote) "get over it" talking of the issue of black people and slavery in this country verses cows being slaughtered. Is she kidding me? Lol yes she must be. Actually, she's lucky most black people have real issues to worry about in the U.S and don't give a crap what her delusional privileged opinions are. But she should try saying that again just for kicks n giggles on the corner of Adam Clayton Powell Blvd in Harlem n see how well people "get over it" lol.

If u want to preach do it about something worthwhile don't waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk.

Find a worthwhile cause like the women being maimed in these Middle Eastern countries. Or female circumcision. Or women's rights here in America, we still get paid less for doing the same jobs as men. Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created. Everyone has the right to an opinion, and that's mine on that! xoxo " Full blog: HERE

Alvin and 'em are gonna be piiiiissed! But, KeKe boo..for real..that ugly ass flokati rug coat was not worth all of this verbiage.

Real talk Thursdays.

Celebrity Concern Letter: Dear Nas

Dear Nas,

I'm not tryna start no trouble or nuffin... but you may want to look into if this is where your "child support" money has gone. An irresponsible monochromatic melange of varied and diverse textures... shiny, skins, metallics, glitters, studs, zippers, a tube of Ru Paul's Viva Glam and one dead Yeti. Get your girl.

Have a Baby By Me, Be a Millionaire: Kelis & Nas Edition

Nasir gots ta pay the Kelster $51,000 a month according to AP. Ya'll think I'm kidding, I'm soooo finna have me a rap baby, having a career is for suckas!

Brew Music: Kelis - "Acapella"

Months after birthing her first baby, Kelis is back with a new jam.  I mean, somebody has to buy the diapers, right?

“Acapella” has an old-school house, "Dance Party USA" beat ... the kinda thing you bump at the gym or when you're doing your face before a night on the town to do hoodrat things.

I love it.  But what do you think?

Nas Trying To Block Spousal Support

Well, so much for the rumors of reconciliation.  Nas is sending a loud azz "C'mon, son...GTFOH" to his estranged wife, Kelis. Nas' lawyer is now in the process of trying to block Kelis' request for $72,728 a month in spousal support.

Over the summer, Kelis' lawyer filed a motion seeking the near $73,000 per month amount based on Nas' reported income of $240,000 per month. In addition to that amount, Kelis also wants $17,225 in monthly child support, $29,522 in back child support and $281,517 in retro spousal support.

But, all that was before the IRS swooped in and filed a lien against Nas, citing $2,584,206.31 for unpaid taxes.

Whew! Methinks Kelis needs to get a job.  Don't be mad...UPS is hiring!

Source

Nas: Cheaper to Keep Her?

So after all that crying about money, it looks like Nas and Kelis may be mending fences. The two were spotted out and about in New York City. They attended the grand opening of the Hair Rules NY salon and they even posed for pics together.

Perhaps it is cheaper to grin and bear it than cough up nearly $300 grand in spousal support and whatnot.

Well, good luck… I guess?

Brew Bits: Cheaper to Keep Her.......

I feel kinda sorry for you chumps... sometimes, these stories don't make no sense....



So Kells is having a hard time staying afloat on the $45,000 a month she gets from Nas. She claims she only makes $13,000 a month next to Nasir's $244,000 a month so consequently she feels she should get an additional $17,000 a month bringing her total monthly pay out to $72,000 a month...... some people don't even make close to that in a year! that settles it! I'm goin hard at the next hip-hop concert and having me one of these rap babies, working and fending for yourself is so 2008!


And in other "Cheaper to Keep Her" news...



Tyrese's divorce is final and although he had a pre- nup still has to pay his ex wife, Norma Mitchell a whopping $65,000 plus $6,230 a month in child support. What kinda pre-nup is that??? dude fire your lawyers, like STAT!! Does Ty Ty even make that kinda money???? Transformers must be paying weller than a mug! ('weller than a mug' was all kinds of Ebonics crazy wasn't it?)

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Another Nas Baby On The Way?

Word is Nas may be making more bank withdrawals soon. The rapper allegedly has another baby on the way with an unnamed woman. If you've been following their saga, you'll recall that Kelis—who is quite fond of sending cryptic messages via Twitter—made reference to cheating husbands being scumbags a few months ago.

Not sure I’m on the bandwagon with this story just yet. But nothing surprises me these days.

Meantime, Nas says he ain’t perfect but he was a good husband. He told Straight.com that he’s amazed his life is now fodder for the internetz. Nas says the rumors “almost sound[s] like I was a bad husband. Not to say I was the greatest—I’m not perfect in anything I do—but I think I deserve a fucking trophy. If I do say so myself, without sounding too cocky, I gotta say I was a hell of a husband and a hell of a dad.”

Well alrighty then.

Clearly somebody doesn’t think so. Nas will be paying Kelis $39,498 in monthly support—$30,471 in spousal support and $9,027 in child support—and $45,000 for her attorney’s fees because Kelis ONLY brings in $21,616 per month in royalties.

Wish I had that problem, girl!

Tweet Talk: $44,000 to Blow.. Oh The Woes Of Being a New Mom.....

So, baby Knight is what? 3 hours old? He's out all about town already? and Nasir since we know this is on your dime why aren't you regulating this????

@iamkelis Me n my lil bon bon are goin on a date tonight. Dinner and a movie. Classic, perfect ;)

She is really going in on that $44,000 a month.....

@iamkelis So I hired a baby nurse, for 24hr help. Everyone told me I needed one, which I get a new baby is constant work.... So I have this very nice woman here on her first day for work. But I am feeling like I'm under surveillance and I really don't wanna share my perfect little 3 day old marshmellow with anyone. I can't say that after a week or two of no sleep I will be in desperate need of some relief but right now its Just too soon. Everything he does entertains me lol n I don't mind any of it. I think he smells like pie n I never wanna share pie! Lol

24 hour nurse???? and she's home with the baby all day? hmmmm I don't know about that one, sometimes, although I hate to admit it, the men do kinda get a bum deal. Oh well!

For more Knight and Kelis tweets go to her twitter page Iamkelis

How High: Red & Meth on Nas

Redman and Method Man hath spoken! The two rappers echoed the sentiments of many man (including some of our Ask A Dudes) on the multi-thousand dollar monthly settlement that Kelis is set to receive from Nas.

Just watch the video...I can't even wrap this up. You have to hear these two. Clearly, they're pissed. (Audio NSFW)

YOU PAY NOW NAS!!!! $44,000 A MONTH!

WHOA! Yep that's the ruling as of today...... Nas must pay the lady that brings "all the boys to the yard" $44,000 a month. Does "cheaper to keep her" ring in anyone else's head????

He did it.........



Oh well!

SOURCE:

When lifes gives you lemons..... go to the ject you grew up in and have a rally celebrating your son's birth....

Hey Nas, I feel you homie...... Congrats! They named him Knight.... cute!

No Umbilical Chord Cutting for Nas....

Kelis shut him down! He was not allowed entry in the delivery room. Awww that's kinda sad, I hear he broke his neck to get there when he heard she was in labor.... damn....

Source: Allhiphop.com

A source close to Nas told AllHipHop.com that the Queen's rapper missed the actual child birth.

“Nas is in New York City today, anxiously awaiting the arrival of his son. It was his intention to be there for the birth, but unfortunately he has not been allowed to be present,” a source close to the rapper told AllHipHop.com. “While this is clearly heartbreaking to him, Nas continues to offer his support and love to his new baby boy and his mother.”

Brew News: Kelis in labor!

Put ya one leg up.....and pull out your lighters, because Kelis is in labor. She was scheduled to be in court today but who wants a milkshake of placenta and other birth like fluids spillin' all over the courtroom floors! I guess it's fair to say Nasty Nas is not by her side coaching her through all the pushin'. Put out an APB on his ass and that blunt he's probably smoking, stat!