Brew News: Kelis in labor!

Put ya one leg up.....and pull out your lighters, because Kelis is in labor. She was scheduled to be in court today but who wants a milkshake of placenta and other birth like fluids spillin' all over the courtroom floors! I guess it's fair to say Nasty Nas is not by her side coaching her through all the pushin'. Put out an APB on his ass and that blunt he's probably smoking, stat!