Celebrity Concern Letter: Kelis Jones......

Dear Kells,

If this is what you're resorting to to make the ends meet Kells then I'm all for your getting $50,000 a month in child support from Nasir Jones... I know these wardrobe picks seems fun and quirky now, but what will lil Midnight, Noche, Gladys Knight (man whatever your son's name is) think when he starts school and the kids wanna know if his mama is still sippin on that sizz-urp????

Kells cut the crap!!!! I miss the "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!" Kelis, can she make an appearance soon???? Pretty please?

Thanks,

Love "Citizens in Support of Sane Parents"

P.S. Your body is tight though...... ("no homo" as they say on the innawebs)