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Witches' Brew: Celebrity Concern Letter: Kelis Jones......

Monday, March 1, 2010

Celebrity Concern Letter: Kelis Jones......

Dear Kells,

If this is what you're resorting to to make the ends meet Kells then I'm all for your getting $50,000 a month in child support from Nasir Jones... I know these wardrobe picks seems fun and quirky now, but what will lil Midnight, Noche, Gladys Knight (man whatever your son's name is) think when he starts school and the kids wanna know if his mama is still sippin on that sizz-urp????


Kells cut the crap!!!! I miss the "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!" Kelis, can she make an appearance soon???? Pretty please?




Thanks,

Love "Citizens in Support of Sane Parents"

P.S. Your body is tight though...... ("no homo" as they say on the innawebs)

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5 Comments:

At Monday, March 1, 2010 at 12:31:00 PM EST , Blogger Reggie said...

She's apparently lost her goddamned mind.

 
At Monday, March 1, 2010 at 11:38:00 PM EST , Anonymous Timmy said...

No she hasnt lost her mind, shes being herself. Kelis has always been "Out There" thats what i love about her. She has her own style and she doesnt copy people (unlike some music artists). Stop Hating on Creativity , Just because it's different ,doesnt mean its bad.

 
At Monday, March 1, 2010 at 11:39:00 PM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop hatin Reggie. Kelis is the best. Creative , you may not like it at first sight, but look beyond the commercial that the media feeds you.

 
At Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 2:49:00 PM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because it's 'creative' doesn't mean it's good. Just because you disagree, doesn't mean you're 'hating'.

 
At Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 7:11:00 PM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelis is that chick. Flop azz blog trying to throw shade at Kelis. Bitch, Kill yourself..NOW! Kelis is one of the most innovative, trendsetting artist in music. And shes perfectly sane, just because she doesnt look like all the other black female artists shes crazy? You sound very close-minded and ignorant as well.

 

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