Ice T Goes Off On Twitter

Never one to hold his tongue on Twitter, Ice T is railing against the very suspect letter released after the news of the legendary Guru's death.  Take a look at his tweets (from the bottom up)...

Do you agree with him?  What's your call?

Twittervention: Ice T & Aimee Mann

Don't piss off Ice T. He might threaten you with a drive by on Twitter.

Singer/songwriter Aimee Mann (go on and Wikipedia her) was catching up on a Law & Order marathon (you know, it seems that show is always on somewhere), when she tweeted:

Ice T caught wind of it and went on a little Twitter fit:

*FLTG is Ice-T's twitter fam. He calls them the “Final Level Twitter Gang.”

Aimee realized Ice T just might fugg her up, so she apologized.

Ice called off his goons after the apology.

Who has the balls to hate on Law & Order though? Crazy broad.

Good thing Ice didn't send Coco over there to spread a tight jeans yeast infection or something.

Screen grabs via Cele|bitchy

Idiots Participate In #ItAintRape Trending Topic

Ok, Twitter is officially da debbil and I'm sticking firm to that.

Where else can pure Brewshyt like tweeting "it ain't rape" take place and people "retweet" that garbage to their friends... especially less than two short weeks after a horrible gang rape case involving a 7 year old girl emerged from New Jersey?

If you were on Twitter early this morning, you may have caught some tweets circulating to the point of becoming a trending topic called #itaintrape. Yea, you read that right. Here's a sampling of the nonsense.

It was eventually removed as a trending topic, but people can still tweet whatever they want, so the comments continue.  Now, I'm usually not the first to holler racism when a "colorful" joke is told and I do occasionally find humor in politically incorrect jokes and the like. But, come on...when is rape ever funny?

The managing editor over at Global Grind also blogged his furor over the Twitter nonsense.  Be sure to hop over there and read his comments.

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Twittervention: Lance Gross & Eva The Diva

Ok, we know ya'll broke up and all that... but must you put each other on blast on the debbil of the innawebs? Can they just block and unfollow eachother on Twitter already? Damn.

Stay classy my friends!

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Erykah Badu Talks Nudity & Booty

Erykah Badu (@fatbellybella) is finally speaking about her new video, “Window Seat,” which some may think is controversial while others are just perplexed about the concept. She admits to going guerilla style with the video and getting buck booty nekkid in front of random tourists and strangers at Dealey Plaza’s grassy knoll in Dallas. Of course, all the talk went down on Twitter (click the tweets to enlarge images):

It's kinda cute she gets the "okay" from the babydaddies. I think?

Erykah also addressed a little blog hate rumor going around over at Sandra Rose’s spot that she shot the video in front a green screen and that her booty was digitally enhanced in the vid. She quickly squashed that rumor.

BTW, if you haven’t seen the video yet (of your freaky arse wants another gander at her butt), click here.

Man Threatens The President On Twitter

Ok, so I’m returning to my “Twitter is de debbil” theory.  It’s the perfect place for cowards to distribute their sick, twisted ideas if they so choose.

Case in point, micro-blogger Jay Martin (himself, a negrid) who took to his Twitter page on Sunday, in the heat of the health care reform debate going on inside the Capitol, to let the world know he’s "dead f*cking serious" about wishing death upon our President.

Taste The Brew to read this guy’s twisted tweets… 

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Chris Brown Returns to Twatter

Have you ever watched a doodoo ball struggling to stay afloat after you flush twice? This is kind of like the same thing. After vowing never to return to Twit for Twats, ya boy, the Bajan Slayer is back on Twitter. If you care follow him @chrisbrown. *crickets chirping*

Twittervention: Tiny

T.I.’s babymaker Tiny went in on someone who was talking nonsense about her on Twitter. You can read the tweet rant here. I don’t have the energy to cut and paste tweets and then breakdown a pseudo-beef on these here innawebs tonight. But, more importantly, what I do want to know is what in da hayell is Tiny taumbout in this tweet? Translation please.

Spell check?

Brew Bits: Twitter Tales

How many time do we Witches have to tell ya'll that Twitter is da debbil? Someone with a lot of dirt and free time created a Twit for Twat account and put a lot of "celebrities" bedroom business on blast. Excuse me if I don't know half of these people...but I'm sure ya'll can figure out a few of them.


HHEYY SO --> @SueTsai ARE U STILL FUCKN #MYFABOLOUSLIFE (FABOLOUS) OR DID U MOVE ON TO #SONGZYUUUP AFTER U FUCKED HIM AFTA THE SAY AHH VIDEO


HEYYYYYYYY SOOO @ddlatrice ARE YOU STILL FUCKIN BIG MIKE FROM #day26 AND YOU KNOW HES ENGAGED??? half a minute ago via web

SOOOOOO @weRUNLA ARE U STILL FUCKIN #IHATEGAME (GAME) I MEAN YOU DO KNOW THAT HES FUCKING @TAMMYTORRES TOO RIGHT???


@werunLA AINT YOU ALSO FUCKIN #chasencashe THE MUSIC PRODUCER

@Lexbunny HEY WERENT YOU BREAKIN YOUR NECK TO GET #CHRISBROWN NUMBER AT #pleasurep HOUSE PARTY AND NOW YOU FINALLY FUCKED HIM TWO WEEKS AGO?

ANDDDD ---> @theREAL_JRabbit WE ALSO KNOW YOU BE FUCKN @dirtybird22 FROM THE FALCONS WHEN HES OUT IN LA AT HIS CRIB AT THOUSAND OAKS ESTATES

BYYYYYY THE WAY @kimbellasworld WHICH IS #thejuelzsantana GIRLFRIEND DIDNT YOU FUCK #myfabolouslife (FABOLOUS) AT A MANSION PARTY IN MIAMI


SORRY YALL I LIKE #DRAKES MUSIC ALOT AND IT SUCKS TO KNOW THAT @VanessaVeasley IS FUCKING HIM BECAUSE OF IT "SHE JUST WANTS 2 BE SUCCESFUL

SOOOOOOOO ---> @Ahjinae HOW WAS IT WHEN #PRINCESAMMIE (R&B SINGER SAMMIE) FUCKED YOU IN HIS HOTEL SWIMMING POOL???????

SOO ---> @msyiyannam DIDNT U FUCK #gunplaydonlogan (GUNPLAY OF TRIPLE C'S RIC ROSS GROUP) AND U KNEW HE WAS WIT GIRLFRIEND --> @juicy2dacore

HEYYYYY --> @mscrysj DIDNT YOU ALSO FUCKK --> #chamillionaire AND MUSIC PRODUCER --> #nachojohnny (BRYAN MICHAEL COX)


1. RT @MrVelJones: RT @BMW_TRW: @mrveljones hahahahaah yea, @groupieblastem on point/// my ***** that's almost scary lol! Smh I aint read o ... half a minute ago via web


2. BYYYYYY THE WAY @kimbellasworld WHICH IS #thejuelzsantana GIRLFRIEND DIDNT YOU FUCK #myfabolouslife (FABOLOUS) AT A MANSION PARTY IN MIAMI 13 minutes ago via web

3. SOOOOOOO @miss_joie ARE U STILL FUCKIN BOTH CHRIS BROWN AND #THEREALYUNGBERG DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER YETTT??? 20 minutes ago via web

4. HEYYYY @COURTDILLA AND @brittanydailey YALL STILL TAKIN THOSE TRIPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO THE NBAs OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER HOTEL ROOMS 27 minutes ago via web

5. ANDDDD ---> @theREAL_JRabbit WE ALSO KNOW YOU BE FUCKN @dirtybird22 FROM THE FALCONS WHEN HES OUT IN LA AT HIS CRIB AT THOUSAND OAKS ESTATES 43 minutes ago via web

6. HEYYY SOO --> @theREAL_JRabbit ARE U STILL FUCKIN #jHARD13 (REPLACE # SIGN WITH @ SIGN) WHEN HES IN TOWN OUT THERE IN L.A. AT A GAME? about 1 hours ago via web

7. @jprince713 YOU MIGHT WANNA FOLLOW US DOGG THEY SHUT OUR LAST PAGE DOWN THEY AINT SHUTTIN THIS ONE DOWN WE GOIN IN ON GROUPIES about 1 hours ago via web in reply to jprince713

8. SOOOOO --> @iluvSueLyn ARE YOU STILL ESCORTING WITH GUYS OUT IN LA AT THE S.L.S HOTEL?? about 1 hours ago via web

9. HEY SOOO ARE YOU TWO GROUPIES --> @RaquelReign @MilanKimble STILL FLYING OUT TO MIAMI TO FUK WITH @VYoung518 (VINCE YOUNG) AND HIS BOYS? about 1 hours ago via web

10. OK SOOOOO A QUICK PORNO BLAST SOOO --> @Amile_Waters ARE YOU STILL STEALING --> @KapriStylesxxx CLOTHES WHEN SHES OUTTA TOWN AND SELLIN EM? about 1 hours ago via web

11. I KNOW SO MUCH INFO I CANT EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT SOMETIMES....I HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETA AGAINST GROUPIES about 1 hours ago via web

12. WHATS UP TO ANOTHER REALITY SHOW GROUPIE HOE--> @JUNKakaCANDY HEY YOU STILL OUT THERE GETTING FUCKED AT TPAINS MANSION IN MIAMI?? about 1 hours ago via web

13. HEY SOO ARE THESE REALITY GROUPIES @cocktailvh1 @PrancersWorld @thisiscaliluv STILL FLYIN OUT TO SEATTLE TO FUK PLAYERS FROM THE SEAHWAKS about 2 hours ago via web

14. @IHATEGAME YOOOO DOGG IM SHOWING TWITTER WHAT HOES REALLY DIDNT GET FAR FUCKING THEM RAP STARS YOU SHOULD RETWEET... about 2 hours ago via web

15. @TMZonline U GUYZ MIGHT WANNA FOLLOW US.....ALL OF OUR TWEETS OUR FACTS ABOUT CERTAIN GROUPIES & CELEBS about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TMZonline

16. @Ms_Lollie IF I GAVE U MY SOURCE U WILL KNOW WHO I AM. LETS JUST SAY IM SOMEONE REALLY BIG WHO HAS SEEN ALOT OF THIS PERSONALLY about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Ms_Lollie

17. HEYYYYY SOO ISNT --> #MeaganGood STILL DATING @THOMASJONES THEN WHY WAS SHE AT ALL STAR HUGGED UP WIT A CERTAIN NBA PLAYER FROM THE WIZARDS? about 2 hours ago via web

18. FYI.......EVERYTHING WE TWEET ABOUT IS 100% FACTS WE DON NOT GIVE FALSE GROUPIE TWEETS..... about 2 hours ago via web

19. HEY SOOO IS --> #RealDjKayslay STILL FUCKIN @BUFFYTHEBODY OR IS SHE STILL TAKIN THOSE CONGREGAL VISITS TO ATL TO FUK @gucci1017 BEHIND BARS about 2 hours ago via web

@lilduval WE PUTTIN GROUPIES ON BLAST THEY DELETED THE OLD PAGE THEY AINT GOIN DELETE THIS ONE......... about 2 hours ago via web in reply to lilduval


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Guru's Surgery A Success

Twitter will kill a brotha with the quickness, won't it?  Last night, the tweets was ablaze with unsubstantiated "RIP Guru" tweets that spread like wildfire through the California hillside.  Miss Info, Q-Tip and Gang Starr's other half DJ Premier all did their homework and sent out tweets that Guru is still with us and was in surgery at the time.  Turns out, the surgery was successful but Guru still needs prayers after suffering a massive heart attack over the weekend.

I still maintain that Twitter is de debbil.

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Dumb Twit Case #680023: Toure's "Cousin"

A strange series of tweets from journalist Touré hit the innawebs over the weekend that left a lot of his followers with this look. Here's a sampling of the mysterious tweets:

Later, this tweet went out, blaming the whole thing on a "cousin" (because the "cousin" is always the one who's random, ride or die and down for whatever, right?):

So, Gawker did some "investigating" (and by investigation, I mean, they read the style of Touré's older tweets and compared them to the new, mysterious ones) and pointed out that these tweets looked a lot like his other thoughts. That prompted yet another apology tweet:

Since the random tweets went out, some genious blogger decided to open a hilarious Twitter account called @TouresCousin and that kicked off a Trending Topic hash tag craze blaming #tourescousin for just about everything wrong with the world:

MsDuende:   #TouresCousin does the programming for BET.

creolepimp:   I can hear #tourescousin IRL saying "Don't blame this on me" like Curtis told Deena in the lost Dreamgirls scene.

TheXDexperience:   #TouresCousin is is more relevant than @ToureX

OneOf_TheKids:   #tourescousin is the person behind @uncle_Rukus .

@TheNWord:   #tourescousin told on Tiger Woods.

BIG_SMALLS:   #Tourescousin told Bush that Saddam had wmd

And, trust me, it only gets better from there.  You can click here to keep up with the trending topic. 

Touré didn't punk out and delete the original tweets.  But still, I'll bet the real Touré will join me in my belief that Twitter is the debbil. 

But this is some funny isht though.

Twitter Makes It Happen For Erykah Badu

Ok, so maybe Twitter isn’t de debbil. Erykah Badu really needed to clear a Paul McCartney sample for her new album. Erykah used her Twitter peeps to get the word out and in less than 24-hours, the 6-degrees of separation of Twitter sprung into action and got word to McCah’s people.

Clearly, this doesn’t work for normal people though, cuz I’ve been trying to get to Maxwell for years.

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Dumb Twit Case #49981: Kevin Hart?

Kevin Hart is a funny dude.  I happen to enjoy his brand of comedy.  But, it appears he may have gone a bit too far, according to some in Twitter land and the innawebs.

Kevin tweeted a string of comments about light-skinned and dark-skinned Black women yesterday.  He says it was all in the name of comedy.  You make the call.

Here's a clip of his stand up, if you're not familiar...

So, what's your call... offensive tweets or just comedy?