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Meet the Witches: Dr. Weavella Goddess

Why you need me: When your weave transforms into a squirrel and crawls up the back of your neck, Dr. Goddess is here. When your man informs you that he thinks your swell but he's way more attracted to your brother, Dr. Goddess is here. When life just seems to be ripping you a new one no matter how hard you try to steer away from the drama and the nonsense, Dr. Goddess is here. You see Dr. Goddess wasn't always so astute at such matters but living and loving has taught me many many things and it is for this reason that I am here to serve as your doc of all trades. You guys are sooooo lucky to have me!

For all inquiring minds, Dr. Goddess is a self proclaimed expert in men, food, all things hair and weave and that other thing that we haven't been able to pinpoint just yet. Toodles and stay tuned!

Meet the Witches: Fawnda Simmons, Health Hag

Growing up on the mean streets of suburbia...exercise was always a big deal to Fawnda Simmons. Running from cops, crooks and creeps has shaped her love for all things fitness. Now, she can floss with Flo-Jo and whoop Billy Blanks' ass!

Fawnda developed her fantastic muscular physique from breaking into the homes of unhealthy eaters and stealing their stash of goodies. She toned her ripped abs by laughing at their bloated asses when they tried to chase her.

In college, Fawnda organized protests against fat kids who love cake and FUPAs. Now, she a certified fitness instructor in the 'hood. Her goal is to give readers the skinny (pun intended bitches) on every Z-list celebrity's work out tape, diet craze and health tip. If you're tired of "Bootydos"...tune in for your daily dose of fitness with Fawnda!

Meet the Witches: Vanessa Huxtable-Brickey: Desperate Housewife

After being in love with Robert and Roy and searching for my soul mate through drinking games and WRETCHED concerts, I married Dabnis Brickey and we live in the house that he built in the cow pastures of Lincoln University, Pa. It's where our emotional map lead us! I love it out here. It's just us. No brother, no sisters, nieces and nephews...or cousins who move in at the last minute. This place is nothing like Brooklyn at all. I listen to a lot of music. I watch a lot of tv. I'm working on my own memoir--DO THE LOCOMOTION: An inside look at being the third daughter of the First FIRST Black Family.

Just because my parents are Cliff and Claire, don't get it twisted---I will still call you out. Although President O (yes OPRAH) is running the free world, that doesn't mean you need to get out of hand. I would still like my people to rise someday. It's all fair in love and entertainment. Act a fool on tv--you're mine. Release a stupid song--I'm on it. Got an APB out for your favorite celebrities--so do I.

By the way, my parents are still ballin' in ridiculous amounts of money and my grandparents are celebrating their 75th anniversary soon---

and yes we still sing them songs...

Meet the Witches: Bianca Claudia Meriwether Pavilion Brooks Dunne Hall Oates, Socialite and Glamazon

Bianca Claudia Meriwether Pavilion Brooks Dunne Hall Oates, Socialite and Glamazon, was a small town girl, who longed for the glory of a cosmopolitan metropolis. At 16, with only $20 in her pocket, she moved to the Big City and quickly became the diva to know, marry and fear (not necessarily in that order). Eventually, she will retire to the isle of Corsica, taking numerous swarthy lovers and penning her Best selling Erotic memoir “Caviar & La Perla”.

But until then, Bianca is here for you. Her talents for eavesdropping and staying on the cutting edge have turned her into the authority on the trends in arts and culture that you should know about. Her agility in entering and exiting marriages with a flourish, makes her happy to conjure her wisdom spells for the less savvy sister. In the words of Ms. Meriwether Pavilion Brooks Dunne Hall Oates, “Fabulous is equal parts what you know and who you wear, darling!”

Meet The Witches: Jem Jacobs-Dior

Blogger: Jem Jacobs-Dior
Real name: Jerrica Benton (Google me, baby...I live on TV)
Owner: Starlight Music
Harassed by: Synergy, fashion tragedies, unnatural fabrics
Likes: Pink lace fronts, pastel eye shadow, glitter
Dislikes: The Misfits, retail prices

Jem Jacobs-Dior loves an outlet, lives for a sale and hates a tragic fashion moment. Like any good fashionista, Jem Jacobs-Dior speaks in the third person and tends to refer to herself using her full name...and she expects you to follow suit! Jem Jacobs-Dior has an international flare with an around-the-way edge. But be warned, Jem Jacobs-Dior will call out your fashion mishaps... especially if you're wearing She by Sheree. Oh wait, those are just sketches, not actual clothes. How dreadful!

Meet The Witches

Welcome to Witches' Brew.
We are five witches, stirring the pot on these Internetz and cooking up a wicked brew of gossip, entertainment, news, pop culture, fitness tips and advice.
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