What’s Brewing?

A few links for your evening reading pleasure...

Is Whitney Houston in rehab? – Gyant Unplugged

Tiger Woods will piss on you – Intersection of Madness & Reality

America’s Next Top Model may very well kill you – dlisted

Send Lil Wayne a jailhouse letter why don’tcha? – Miss Jia

Call Demi Moore a cougar and she might cut you – the.Life Files

Tyra Banks wants to help you with your period – Jezebel

Octomom could be Octohomeless – TMZ

Michael Jordan buys the Charlotte Bobcats…sure hope he doesn’t suit up too – FreddyO

Tiny & T.I. getting married… finally – YBF

Twittervention: Tiny

T.I.’s babymaker Tiny went in on someone who was talking nonsense about her on Twitter. You can read the tweet rant here. I don’t have the energy to cut and paste tweets and then breakdown a pseudo-beef on these here innawebs tonight. But, more importantly, what I do want to know is what in da hayell is Tiny taumbout in this tweet? Translation please.

Spell check?

Tiny's Getting Nailed!

Even though I'm a writer by trade I will admit I'm not the best speller in the world. So when I peeped the invitation for the opening of Tiny's Nail Bar something didn't smell right and it wasn't Tiny's PACHAMA bottoms either! A quick internet search found the culprit, "Hors D'Oeuvre"? EPIC FAIL! It's "Hors d'oeuvre". A small point I know, but if you're going for the fancy French steze I'mma need you to do a simple internet search first. Tiny you seem like a sweet girl so you get a pass but tell your publicity team to kill the cap lock, stat! And we won't even address the mix match font issues here. That's for another post. Congrats on the new venture.

Ya'll Think TIP Is Mad At Biggie For This?

"I'll put Chante Moore pu*sy in stitches
I'll f*ck Rupaul..
Before I f*ck them ugly ass X-scape bitches"

OR

Did he have a valid point?



I'm torn...........

I love you BIG!! but........ the jury is still out on whether or not you had a lot of room to talk.....



Jussayin..... RIP!

Tweet Talk..... "Put A Ring On It" Edition

So @lilduval tweeted this pic and says this was given to Tiny (TI's boo and baby momma) with a warning that the fellas shouldn't let their girl see this pic, lol. Is this a "sorry Imma be in lock down for a minute" ring? an engagement ring? the weapon of mass destruction George Dubya and urrbody else has been looking for? What is this blindingly shiny piece of bling exactly?

I don't know if I'm more jealous or confused. But I do know I'm doing something wrong. The last time I got jewelry from a boy it was his name chain in high school and that was promptly taken from me by his burly girlfriend, there was no fight, she said "yeah give me Marquis' chain" I said nothing..... I took it off and handed it to her. I was a lover, not a fighter but if it were this ring well then I mighta taken my chances. Besides, once a colored girl puts vaseline on that means she automatically knows how to fight right?

But fa real, are all men in prison giving out these rings? Anyone got a link? Imma need to be on that distro list.... STAT!!!