Give me back that filet of fish...

Is this chick fo' real? Ice-T's "wife" CoCo (@cocosworld) tweeted this picture of her getting a bikini wax. WHO CARES? I'd say more but we know how her pimp likes to hand out virtual bitch smack downs to Brewchies on Twitter.

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What’s Brewing?

Coco’s butt crack is too deep for MySpace – dlisted

Beyonce is not feeling these questions – Vibe

Real Housewife caught cheating? – In Case You Didn’t Know

50 Cent employee accused in babymama’s house fire – XXL

Rihanna releasing another album this year – Neon Limelight

John Mayer is still apologizing for being a dumbass – PopEater

Bush & the Tush get all dolled up – Celeb Gossip

Coco Wants You To “Go Hard” For Haiti

Coco is using her ass fame to raise money for Haiti’s earthquake survivors. She tweeted this pic, asking her followers to “Go Hard” for Haiti by purchasing this shirt. Problem is, she’s so intent on showing us her crack, that she forgot to flip the pic so we can actually read the shirt.

By the way, if you’re in Baltimore today, Coco’s making an appearance at a crab shack or some type of establishment til 4 pm.

Brew Bits: Coco's Makeup Routine

From the They Shoulda Never Let You TwitPic files...

Ice-T's plastic bag, Coco (@cocosworld), tweeted this photo of herself getting ready for a movie premiere yesterday.  Is it really that hard to buy a chair?  Really?  And shouldn't she have like 50-11 yeast infections by now?

By the way, follow us on Twitter (@lawitchesbrew).  We don't tweet such nonsense.

Cover Your Cameltoe In Denim

That Coco sure knows how to stay relevant.  Now, Mrs. Ice-T is hoping to swaddle your butt cheeks in her WalMart-lookin' new jean line, Licious.

Coco gave a lil sneak peek on her Twit for Twat page (@cocosworld). She says the line is "made for the curvy women. Its got so much stretch" (she forgot the apostrophe, I didn't... justsayin!).

So, ladies, would you rock it?

Brew Bits: "Good Hair", White Rapper Hell and Big White Tail....

Solo and Chris Rock did Harpo yesterday to talk "Good Hair". I love the teeny weeny fro on Solo, she looks really pretty.....



Watch Amy Winehouse bust a rhyme real quick.... I have nothing to say on this one.....




And finally, CoCo wants ya'll to kiss her big, white ass! You tell em girl!! (does she have cornrows in her hair????...... I can't)

Tweet Talk: Coco and her Homies Camel Toe and Areola....

Ice Tea's classy whooty was in MD this past weekend and wanted her twitter followers to see the elegant outfit she wore to her event:

@cocosworld Here's some angles of the catsuit I wore at my event in Maryland.Not the best camera but you get the idea.

We get the idea??? There was an idea here? as in concept? As in you were going for something other than "check out my tit-tays and vagi-cat guys!"..........

Coco you are one loony whooty!

Coco's Tips: Satisfying A Woman

Who knew this broad could talk, much less type?

Monday, we gave you Coco's tips for keeping a man. This well of advice now has something to say to you menz about how to satisfy your womenfolk:

Men, you may have to step your game up. If we're willing to cater to you... you have to come back with the same efforts. Guys have the tendency to become lazy, after they so call, "get you". Now is that fair? So, you want us to look nice, wear high heels, dress cute, keep our body in shape. Then when we look at you, you are sloppy, forget to put deodorant on, don't brush your teeth or haven't even done a sit-up in years. What happened to dressing nice for us? This shows that you still care. Believe me, I love it when Ice gets into fitted shirts and my favorite cologne, its turns me on.

Another big subject is to compliment your women. ... Leave "I love you notes' in her makeup compact or anywhere you'll know she'll see it. That’s romantic! ...

Now here are some pointers in keeping your love alive...

* Wear silk boxers

* Snuggle with each other/play footsies

* Take her on a romantic getaway

* Say I Love you

* Do a chore around the house

* Give her a foot massage

* Get manicures together

* Whisper sweet nothings in her ear

* Get her a 'thinking of you' gift

* Watch the kids so she can do a hobby of hers

* Hold hands

* Make dinner

* Kiss passionately

* Get couple massages

* Let her know she's beautiful

* Joke and have fun

* Sexually? Find out what she loves and do it!

Her advice isn't really that bad. Who'da thunk it, in one week we'd be head-nodding with Superhead and Coco? And I mean head-nodding in agreement! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Whooty Advice from CoCo: "How To Keep A Man"

Man this whooty right here is something else. I kinda like CoCo though, she seems to mind her bitness. All she does is dress slutty and hump her boo all around town.... who could be mad at that I suppose.



But 'man advice' CoCo? Here's a lil tidbit from her article over at Global Grind:

It may seem a little old fashioned but here are some pointers that you can do to cater to your man:

• Make him a cold drink
• Cook him his favorite food
• Give him a body rub
• Dress in his favorite outfit or item
• Draw him a bath
• Watch all his favorite shows for a night
• Play video games with him
• And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. - very optional

"KISS OR LICK HIS FEET??? and end up with Athlete's Foot of the mouth???? Imma pass CoCo......



The rest of her article actually seems pretty logical and sensible though. Til later......

WHOOTY WHOO!!!!!!