What’s Brewing?

Mariah & Nick getting married again - US Magazine

Surgeon cuts off testicle... by mistake. Ouch! – BBC

Oprah’s not telling you who her daddy is – Starpulse

Prince touring Europe – Oh No They Didn’t

ATL Housewives bring diva ways to movie set – PopEater

VH1's Hip Hop Honors heads south – AllHipHop

Norma Kamali’s swimwear line looks like Rihanna’s lemme run to Target real quick outfit – Fabsugar

Man loses skin on finger in iPad theft – Perez Hilton

What’s Brewing?

Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF

What’s Brewing?

OMG, Ricky Martin’s gay? – The Superficial

Kid Fury translates Kat Stacks’ groupie tales [This is MUST SEE TV right 'chere] – Crunk + Disorderly

Nick Cannon’s making money – Perez Hilton

Is Ludacris about to jump the broom? – Mz.Inferno

Beyonce? Pregnant? Not! – PopEater

Elin wants no parts of Tiger’s comeback – Socialite Life

Jesse James has a 4th mistress? – I’m Not Obsessed!

Nick Cannon: You Are The Weakest Link

Nick Cannon thought he was big enough to roll with Jay-Z. Little did he know, he's just an umbrella carrier.

 
Watch as Nick tries to tag along like the lonely little brother. Trey Songz plays him. Even Jeezy doesn't have the time of day for little Nick.

                                     
#FAIL

Mariah's Record Flops...Nick's On Top

Word on the curb is Def Jam is pulling the plug on promoting Mariah Carey's latest album, Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel, because it's only sold about 344,000 copies (which is pretty low on the Mariah mega-album scale).  Instead, a bunch of remixes will be released next year with 4 new songs.  Damn.  It's cold out there, ain't it?  Carey still plans to go on tour at the end of the month though.  Won't that be fun...watching her tip-toe around the stage in tight get-ups doing that breathy-singing thing she does?

Well, at least Nick Cannon has 50-11 jobs. His recently-launched company NCredible Entertainment has offices in NYC and LA so he can work on a slew of TV and radio projects. Mr. Carey Cannon is working on shows for TeenNick and MTV and a puppet show for Adult Swim. He's also launching a morning radio show on WXRK-FM in New York (92.3 Now) next month.

Clearly, somebody is planning for the day when the checks stop coming in.

I ain't mad at his hustle. At.all.

Watch your back Seacrest.

"Are You Effin Kidding Me?!" News: Nick Says "Em is lucky I haven't run into him yet"

“He’s lucky I haven’t run into him yet. I’m supposed to protect my woman if someone can be so heinous and disrespectful. Until we speak, I don’t respect him as a man. He and I need to have an old-school sit-down.”

Source:

BWAH!!!!!!! come on Nickie! Seriously?!! Did you not listen to this hot fiyah right here!!?? An old school sit down??? And how would that go exactly?

Nickie: "man why you say all that stuff bout my Mrs.???? That was mean! you're a mean mean man Eminem!

Em: Man suck my ^%&*^*^*, you stupid ass *^*%&%*^*, and furthermore tell ya moms to %$@^*%^%!!!!!!.......

Nickie leave that man alone, just walk away...... you don't want it with him........

Brew Bits: Mariahnic Do Harpo, Rih Rih Out Being Rih Rih and Mya and Her Stylist????

Doesn't it look like he's hugging his Auntie Riah???? Whatevs!!! even Harpo looks uncomfy.......
Harpo did a live taping in Central Park and had them on as guests....



This is what Rih Rih looked like on her way to the fight party in NYC at Jay-Z’s 40/40 club on Saturday. I like those fancified leggins, if I wasn't so full in my bottom I would be trying to bust the seams of a pair of those......




And this is um, well it's apparently Mya's "stylist", hmmmm........ alrighty then!

Mariah Canceling Left and Right

Mariah Carey must be feeling some kinda heat these days. And I don't mean in the sack with church-suit-wearin' Nick Cannon either (pointing at you, Eminem).

The singer canceled her August 28^th Today Show concert and will now be replaced by Miley (I need a gum transplant) Cyrus. Carey also canceled an appearance on next month's MTV Video Music Awards and she canned her "VH1 Storytellers" show. She's even delayed her acceptance of her star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood.

There's word her album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, may be pushed back…again. It's supposed to be released September 15^th.

So this is what Eminem was talking about huh? Ending careers!?! Poor Mimi.

Is It A Man's Job To Defend His Woman No Matter What??

In this brief clip from the Wendy Williams show, she offers commentary that says yes, it is a mans job to 'get at' anyone who comes at his woman, whether verbally or otherwise. She says Nick is pretty much being a lame and punking out with the bible scriptures and high schoolish twitter replies but says Mariah essentially started the mess that got the smack handed to the Cannons via Eminem's "Warning". So I mean, do you agree? what can Nick do really? I mean there is no rap he can conjure up that would top "Warning", so that's not an option. I guess I do kinda agree a little though, I might lose a lil respect for my man if he did absolutely nothing. Don't most women wanna feel safe and protected?

Tweet Talk: Nick Avenges "Mariahnic" Via Tweets...

"Let the Lord be thy light and thy shield"......... So it looks like Nick has decided to take the high road when it comes to responding to Eminem's verbal torching of him and the Mrs. He took to twitter with the following quotes:

@NickCannon Quote of the day: "Never argue with fools because from a distance people cant tell who is who"

@NickCannon Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay... PREACH!

@NickCannon "I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." Genesis 12:3
@NickCannon Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!
@NickCannon I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him

@Nick Cannon Those who feed into negativity must examine there purpose on this earth

And to those of you who continue to insist he's corny and whatnot he gives you his ass to kiss with the following tweet:

@Nick Cannon I luv being corny! It's bought my entire family homes and allows me to put smiles on faces of millions! Corny dont stop til the casket drop

BOOYAH!!!! IN YO FACES!!!! I guess he told ya'll............. But in all seriousness Nick, I think this was the best recourse for you and your family, HALLEYBERRY-LU-YER!!!!!!!

The Cannons Done Fugged Up Now....... They Got Served!!

Eminem is hoppin mad! His answer to "Obsessed" ain't nothing nice...... "The Warning" had my mouth hanging open. I mean he didn't regroup and edit anything outta this one....... He went for the jugular, there's stuff in here about, how he hit it, how she was a peen hound, how she would fly to the D to see him constantly and so so so much more, ya'll know how fast Em raps, I could barely keep up....... but there are mad, crazy, stupid body blows in this joint! yikes and ouch Mariahnic! Imma have to score this one:

Eminem: 100
Mariahnic: 0

Just leave it alone Cannons.... just walk away.......

The Cannons Cold Chillin in Tribecca...

I'm for love, I have had nothing negative to say about these two since they wed but Nick always looks like a super obsessed fan in all their pictures, like she's like "oh ok come on lil boy, you can take a pic with 'The Mariah'....." I guess that's a good thing for a hubby to be in awe of his wife huh???



Hey, whatevs! ain't no "hateration or holleration in this dancery....." GO CANNONS!!!!!