Hot Off The Presses...

This is what OK! Magazine paid thousands for? Lotsa false lashes, chin and fo' head? A few pictures of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's $1 million dollar E! wedding are up on OK!'s website. Word on the curb continues to be that this little shindig of a wedding is fake since details of the pre-nuptial have not yet been worked out but Lamar say it was real as it can get for two people who just started dating three weeks ago. This just doesn't sit right with me for many reasons. The main one being Lamar has three chillren with ex-girlfriend Lisa Morales yet he couldn't wife her? And how does he let the woman who labored for hours to have his offspring know that he's wifin' up this Chyna lookin' broad? In a text! Wow, what a blow to bebeh mamas everywhere. You can pick up the latest edition of OK! with the rest of the flicks tomorrow.

Bow Wow's Alter Ego Apologizes

Lil Man Man has apologized for jumping on stage and debo-ing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' performance last night's at the VMA's. The rapper issued the following statement through her publicist: "I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys, I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.” Whew I bet she spent a good part of today in bed with the blanket pulled up to her manly chin asking herself why she let her extra testosterone get the best of her.
Meanwhile, bloggers are getting their clown on at Mama's expense. Thanks to Rhymes with Snitch for the laughs!

WTF Files: It's Bananas!

Who thought this Motley Crew would take Cabbage Patch kids down for the count? Costco has pulled its "Cuddle With Me" doll off its perch next to the Mom jeans and Snuggies after customers flooded complaint lines angry that the little beebeh, furry pal and big ass banana were offensive. Yah think? When is it ever a "light bulb" moment to pair up monkeys with anything ethnic? I'm offended cuz they all look hot as hell up in that tight ass box. So what is that box represent? The Projects? Is this Marcy son? I'm just sayin'.....

Can we get away from the "K" names?

In Hollyweird Whooty news. Kim Kardashian's big sister Kourtney is preggers. The 30-year-old reality star isn't revealing the identity of of the father. She did say that she's due around Christmas time. Congrats, I guess.

Reality Bites

I munching on pizza while watching The Real Mobbed Up Housewives of New Jersey and thinking to myself, "wow, these chicks are off the hook!" The final episode sort of reminded me of the Atlanta version. They sat down to have this final meal, kirked out on the slutty chick and threw tables and shish. Real hood rat stuff. Which got me thinking? Why aren't people calling them "ghetto"? Is there a double standard when it comes to reality programing? I mean black women playing the bitch is a given solidified by Omarosa's manly ass in The Apprentice, but we can go way back to the first Real World with Heather B. Why the double standard? When a black woman yells and screams on TV she's hostile, when other women do it their "venting".  Um, I guess... Anytonysopranoillegaldrugmoneyway this season was just as good as the Atl's. Sorry, Orange County plastics, you're so obsolete now.  Don't forget to catch the reunion next Tuesday at 10pm EST on Bravo. 

Here's a snippet of the show: 

We Fall Down, But Don't Get Up!

What in the badgrammartattedupheliumvoicedhell is going on here? I guess my years in college were all for nothing because if these little chippies can get a reality show just because of who they're f$#kin then I'm moving to Mars, stat! Weezy F. LotstaBabies ex-wife Toya and TI's "foreva, eva, foreva, eva" fiance Tiny have a new reality show on where else? BET?

Here's the trailer, but grab yo' dictionaries first. You're also going to need subtitles and that little bouncy ball, stat! Boo, BET, just boo!

For Hip Hop News & Entertainment at DimeWars.Com

Why We Hate The Lakers: Reason #586

As the city of Los Angeles grapples with a ginormous deficit, teacher layoffs and home foreclosures what does it do? Does it rally to find extra money to pay the inner city educators so schools in the hood won't close? Does it buy up some of the foreclosed homes to rent them back to struggling families just trying to get buy? Nope, it throws the Lakes a $1 million dollar championship parade! Yeah, we're going to Disneyland beyatches! After a big backlash about the costs, L.A.'s mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, said some of the city's wealthier residents pitched in $850 G's to help the costs for today's parade. The Lakers and its owner picked up some of the bill as well. "Alight, okay, what's up, shut up!" The Lakers won, they always win, it's so not a big deal anymore. Couldn't this same moolah go toward fixing some of that city's ills? Here's a thought for you Einsteins on the left coast: how about the team's MVP Kobe, take some of his wife's teef sharpening money and help? I'm sure that alone will fund one teacher for a year and then some. I guess what I'm trying to say is that society has things bass-awkwards. It's sad and shouldn't be celebrated, but maybe that's just me. Go Lakers, I guess?

Social Commentary: Allergic to the 'Hood

Many people don't know this but DC's city planners purposely designed Washington to be confusing. I was told this by a cab driver when I moved here over 10 years ago. My response: I guess? He said it's just in case terrorists ever decide invade the Nation's Capital and go kamikaze on our asses. I've heard similar versions of this story but I've just been too lazy to research it much. I do know that after 15 minutes of trying to navigate through this mess of a maze, any terrorist would fly into a rage, screaming, "lalalalalalalalala" and detonate on the spot! But I digress. Driving in DC is a game, much like dodge ball. To combat my road rage, my mom got me a navigation system for Christmas. Talk about a soothing solution. My road chick's voice calms my nerves something serious. There is one thing that I've noticed though. My navigational homie is allergic to the hood! Yes, my computer compadre is bougie. The other day I was trying to locate a club in a less desirable part of town. I knew a few short cuts but when I plugged in the address, the system steered me toward the highway, adding a good 15 minutes to my drive. Now, I know what you're thinking, there are alternate route requests on every navigational system: shortest and quickest. I tried both and they avoided the hood like a studio gangster. So what is this about? I think it's good to drive through different neighborhoods. It helps you gain perspective. You can either play "that's my house" in the affluent areas or "I'm glad that's not my house" in the 'hood. Sort of how you did with your siblings on a long drive when cars were all you wished for. So, I'm declaring this week,  "Nix the Navigation System and Drive Through The Hood" week. Take a detour, wave at your cousins but just make sure the windows are up and the doors are locked when you do!

WB'S Cornball Corner: C-Mili and The Dream

It's Monday peeps. Time for WB's Cornball Corner. Today's edition is dedicated to the couple who has the paparazzi on speed dial, Christina Milian and The Dream. They popped up in Maui over the weekend and took the time for a photo-op using the blue seas, white sands, and big ass cubic zirconia ring as a backdrop. Now, I'm not a hater (that much) so I will say they they look kinda cute together. I just can't put a validity stamp on this union yet. Plus, whenever I see The Dream I see his ex-wife Nivea and then I see her boo, Lil Wayne and then I throw up in my mouth a little bit. Some people just don't look kosher. Nivea has that drunk, stank va-jay-jay look. But I digress. Soooooo, C-Milli, good luck, I guess. Make sure he straps it up extra tight! P.S. Can I get your ex-boo Dre's number? He was a cutie.

BANG BANG BANG!!! TV ONE'S JOHN WITHERSPOON ROAST

Hmmm I'll go on record as saying I don't find him particularly funny but whatevs! I wouldn't have the job I have if people paid me for what I think. Pics of what I guess are celebrities....