Lamar & Khloe Tongue It Down

The video of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian's wedding* has surfaced, just in time for a new episode of Khloe's show on Sunday.  E! released a 2 minute video clip of their "I dos" and an especially gross tonguing down in front of the parents.  Yuck!

Now watch, we laugh at the sheer randomness of this "marriage," but these two may make it for 40 years and 15 kids.

Yeah right, who am I kidding?

*sarcasm

Hot Off The Presses...

This is what OK! Magazine paid thousands for? Lotsa false lashes, chin and fo' head? A few pictures of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's $1 million dollar E! wedding are up on OK!'s website. Word on the curb continues to be that this little shindig of a wedding is fake since details of the pre-nuptial have not yet been worked out but Lamar say it was real as it can get for two people who just started dating three weeks ago. This just doesn't sit right with me for many reasons. The main one being Lamar has three chillren with ex-girlfriend Lisa Morales yet he couldn't wife her? And how does he let the woman who labored for hours to have his offspring know that he's wifin' up this Chyna lookin' broad? In a text! Wow, what a blow to bebeh mamas everywhere. You can pick up the latest edition of OK! with the rest of the flicks tomorrow.

Who's Wedding Is It Anyway?

We Witches love the kids so I'll refrain from any more comments about this purple-people-eater-themed wedding of the century. The touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives! For the rest of these spectacular pictures, head over to Dlisted!

Brew Bliss: Essence Atkins

There IS hope ladies. Half & Half actress Essence Atkins married Jaime Mendez on Saturday in Pasadena, California. The Brew reported earlier on how Atkins met her beau on Match.com. Thought we put an uplifting story after our post yesterday on a new study that suggests black women are least likely to wed. Atkins, 37, met Mendez on Valentine's Day last year and they got engaged a year later. I wish Match.com was free cuz a sistah can't be paying to chat dudes up on them innawebs! I will continue to pray to White Jesus that he sends me a Boris-Idris doll for Christmas. Congrats to the happy couple.
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The Rhythm of Love

This video makes me happy for more than he obviously reasons. I like it because it reminds me not to take life too serious and have fun. Also, it's good to find someone you love and can act silly with and more importantly, they've all got rhythm! Go love, go!

Put a ring on it: T.I. & Tiny

Baby Mamas pay attention. Play yo' position for almost a decade and he'll put a ring on it...before he peaces out for prison. T.I. reportedly married his longtime fiance Tameka "Tiny" Cottle in a super secret ceremony in Miami. The perennial couple tied the knot in front of family and close friends. The honeymoon was short lived because T.I. surrendered to authorities to begin serving his 1 year prison bid. I'm mad at the fact that it took him this long to make Tiny an honest woman but at least the brother came correct. Congrats to the couple. I'm sure they got it on and poppin' before T.I. left even though Tiny has always had that "crunchy underwear" look to me. Forgive me White Jesus and let's hope someone doesn't wife Clifford in the clink!