Throwing Shade At Khloe

Ok, so I punked out and watched the PR blitz that was the Lamar Odom - Khloe Kardashian wedding and I'm shamed to say, I actually like them together.  (*looking up now for the lightning strike or the chandelier to fall on my head*)  They are a bit sickeningly sweet to watch...all that kissing and PDA crap they do.  But Lamar seems like a good dude.  So, I'ma pull for them, about as much as I pulled for the Swizzy-Mashonda union (I'm just sayin'...)

Anyway, Shanna that chick Travis Barker can't seem to get rid of Moakler went on Wendy Williams this week and trashed my new BFF Khloe KardashiOdom.

Moakler later apologized via Twitter... like everyone else does these days.

I think Wendy needs a new stick of Secret though.

Lamar & Khloe Tongue It Down

The video of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian's wedding* has surfaced, just in time for a new episode of Khloe's show on Sunday.  E! released a 2 minute video clip of their "I dos" and an especially gross tonguing down in front of the parents.  Yuck!

Now watch, we laugh at the sheer randomness of this "marriage," but these two may make it for 40 years and 15 kids.

Yeah right, who am I kidding?

*sarcasm

Brew Bits: Tat, Tat, Tatted up....

Let's play guess the hand. Tiger Woods? No! Charles Barkley? Naw. Michael Jordan? Tiki Barber? His twin Ronde? Kobe? Fresh off of her promotional tour for  "Ebony & Ivory, Part Deux"  Karl Khloe Kardashian and her new hubby Lamar Odon got tats to symbolize their love. Um, I guess?

Lamar's Kid To Khloe: SCRAM!

One of Lamar Odom's children has refused to meet his new wife, Khloe Kardashian.  His kids, Destiny and Lamar, Jr., were not pleased the two got hitched.  But, Lamar, Jr. has refused to meet his "new mommy."

Meantime, Laker fans are worried the "Kardashian Curse" will make it to LA, but his teammates aren't too worried.  TMZ asked a team representative if the Kardashian bunch's presence at Tuesday night's season opener is going to set off a firestorm of Laker losses.  The rep said:

"Good luck? Bad luck? I don't know that I believe in luck but we¹ll be happy to have them there ... we're happy to have Lamar¹s new family members at the game as well as future games, and we welcome their support."

Hmmm... seems like some high profile athletes do sometimes take a dip in performance when they date these starlets.  Just ask Tony Romo.

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Prenup Game Proper

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have struck a prenup deal.  Lamar gets to keep his money separate but Khloe came away with more than he offered at the beginning.

The deal isn't inked yet, but the two have verbally agreed.  Lamar stands to make $33 million during his 4 year contract with the Lakers.  Khloe can't touch that money.  But Lamar will fund their joint account.

Khloe will get an annual lump sum, which will not go up or down throughout the marriage.  She also got Lamar to agree to buy a new house.

Damn, what happened to love?

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Big feets and a tight fist!

These dudes still aren't legally married! TMZ is reporting that the pre-nuptial has not yet been worked out between Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian. Mar Mar may look "meep, meep" but apparently he's got smarts real good. The Lakers' Lurch is reportedly holding out because he won't make his 33 million dollar contract community property. Lamar will reportedly keep a joint account that he'll take care of Khloe with cuz you know that girl needs a lot of upkeep to stay feminine looking! Stay tuned.
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Lamar Odom Attacked By The KKK?

Thanks SUpreme!

Did Lamar Choose 2nd Best?

Word on the curb is Lamar Odom proposed to another Hollywood beauty before his whirlwind courting-engagement-marriage to Khloe Kardashian.

The LA sports radio show "Petros and Money" revealed:

“You want to know how in love Lamar is? Word is Lamar was madly in love with another young lady no less than one week before he met Khloe and asked that young lady to marry him and she said, ‘whoa, slow down.’

“This was another celebrity that sees herself grace the pages of TMZ. So you wonder … maybe Lamar had alternate plans and alternate intentions of making himself more of a celebrity than just a dude that plays basketball for the Lakers.

” … One week after he asked another young lady to marry him, he meets Khloe and three weeks later, he asks her to marry him.

” … We’re going to get this story, we’re going to further this story. We’ve planted the seeds on this story and I would say that some time by this time next week, we are going to watch it grow. Watch it bloom.

Oooh, scandalous! But the rumor is the lady love who told him to pump the brakes was Oscar-nominated actress Taraji P. Henson. So far, no one is commenting.

Awww, Lamar Says ' I finally met the one that I knew if had I lost her, it would hurt the most"

Come on everyone..... let's all say it together, "awwww"

I wonder how his baby muh-vah feels about that statement...... damn!

Story.........

“I’ve been a rock star, been on my own. Since I was 16. … doing it (marriage) so fast, there were a lot of family members who couldn’t even agree. So I can imagine what it would look like to the outside person not involved in my life everyday.’

“I fell in love and the reason why I knew I was in love was because, I knew how I felt when I wasn’t with that person or if she was no longer in my life. I’ve been in L.A. ten years and never had a problem meeting women.”

“The first team I was on, they never won a game and people thought they were going to win a game because they had me on the team, (so women said) ‘oh man, he’s not ugly … (I) like him.”

“And then I moved to Miami and we all know what that scene is like down there. And then back here. And then I’m in L.A. and we just so happen to win a championship. So whether a woman work at Burger King or she was model that we all know by name, it never was a problem.”

“But I finally met the one that I knew if had I lost her, it would hurt the most.”

Hot Off The Presses...

This is what OK! Magazine paid thousands for? Lotsa false lashes, chin and fo' head? A few pictures of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's $1 million dollar E! wedding are up on OK!'s website. Word on the curb continues to be that this little shindig of a wedding is fake since details of the pre-nuptial have not yet been worked out but Lamar say it was real as it can get for two people who just started dating three weeks ago. This just doesn't sit right with me for many reasons. The main one being Lamar has three chillren with ex-girlfriend Lisa Morales yet he couldn't wife her? And how does he let the woman who labored for hours to have his offspring know that he's wifin' up this Chyna lookin' broad? In a text! Wow, what a blow to bebeh mamas everywhere. You can pick up the latest edition of OK! with the rest of the flicks tomorrow.

PROOF IS IN THE PICS......IT'S REALLY REAL.........

And how bizarre, Lauren London was in the wedding too...... Who knew they even knew each other......

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After just one month of dating, Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom have married, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

The ceremony, which began Sunday afternoon just after 5 p.m. with the traditional Wedding March, was held at the Los Angeles mansion of Kardashian family friend and music manager Irving Azoff.

It is the first marriage for both Kardashian, 25, and Odom, 29, who has two children from a previous relationship.

Check out stunning celebrity wedding photos.

Kardashian's immediate family members -- mom Kris Jenner, stepfather Bruce Jenner, sisters Kim, 28, and Kourtney, 30 and brother Robert -- were among the 200 guests, who received cupcakes in purple and yellow Lakers colors as favors.

Kardashian's bridesmaids wore short strapless lilac dresses.

Also in attendance were Odom's L.A. Lakers teammates, Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, reality star Brittny Gastineau and TV personality LaLa Vasquez.

"I wish them the best, and I'm sure they are going to have a great, happy, long marriage," Vasquez told Us at an event last Thursday.

See Hollywood's most romantic couples.

Kardashian and Odom made their first public appearance Sept. 3 at West Hollywood club Guys and Dolls.

"Khloe is smart and beautiful, and that is very hard to find," Odom -- who recently signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Lakers -- told Us at the time.

Why the rush to the altar?

See other celebs who wed quickly.

Odom's basketball schedule was one issue. (The Lakers are set to play their first preseason game on Oct. 7.)

"Khloe and Lamar [wanted] to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly.

Look back at the couple's whirlwind romance.

Despite the quickie nuptials, the pair will last, their friends tell Us.

"They are just a great couple," wedding guest Gastineau told Us last week. "I think when you meet a couple, you can just tell if they work. And they work."

Added Lakers player Ron Artest, "Love is strong, so I think it's cool. I'm happy for them."

Brew Bits: Goin' to the Chapel....UPDATE

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom reportedly will become groom and groom today in front of 250 guest at a private Bel Air mansion in a fugazi $1 million ceremony courtesy of E!. Word on the curb is that Lamar's ex and BM, Lisa Morales, is not happy about today's nuptials and said her kids will NOT be a part of this hot mess of matrimoney (ironic typo). The pre-nup has not been worked out yet so they may just crip walk down the aisle today for shyts and giggles and get married after the details have been worked out. Lamar just signed a $30 million dollar contract with the Lakers so he better make sure his ish is tight because Daddy Jenner needs some more nip/tuck action and might be eyeing his new step-son-in-law's benjamins! Speaking of tight faces, peep last night's rehearsal dinner if you care.

Brew News: Lamar's Ex Shocked By His Impending Nuptials

He and his ex have 3 children together, one died of SIDS and that is God awful. Here's what she had to say....

Liza Morales started dating NBA star Lamar Odom when she was just 17 years old. They had three children together: Destiny, 11, Lamar Jr., 7, and Jayden, who died of SIDS as an infant back in 2006. The high-school sweethearts split up two years ago, shortly after Jayden's death, and Morales moved to New York City with their other children.

So when Morales found out about Odom's whirlwind romance with Khloe Kardashian and their impending nuptials, she told E! News, "It's just really, really shocking. Everybody, and I quote, everybody is shocked by this."

Odom proposed to Morales eight years ago, but the two never managed to tie the knot and make it official. "Lamar was always a commitment-phobe," Morales admits.

And it's not not just the quickie nature of the wedding that surprised her. "I didn't believe it because I got it in a text message, so I thought it was a joke," Morales shared. "I knew they were dating, because, like, everybody else saw they were going all of these places they could be seen. So that's how I found out they were dating."

"I think that marriage is a life commitment and it is not something you rush into," she continued. "This is not a fabulous pair of shoes or a fabulous custom-made suit we are talking about. So I would definitely say he is acting on impulse."

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Ok Seriously, Does Khloe K Have The Magic Stick???

Omarion tried to holla too! and isn't he a clinical midget????

Whooties Strike Again!

This ish right here stinks to high Heaven and now we may know why. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian will tie the knot of propaganda this Sunday. Baller Alert has all the details but we also reported on this odd pairing earlier this week. Lamar reportedly wants to get married before the season starts BUT word on the curb is that E! is reportedly paying thousands for the nuptials for an upcoming episode of a spinoff show in the works based on Khloe and Lamar. Got all that? Khloe reportedly signed a pre-nup and Lamar invited several of his baller buddies by PHONE. Think of the gene pool on this one! Her chin! Your receding hairline. The height of both of youts. There is still time to pull out! Where's White Jesus when you need him? SMH...

Kardashians Love The Dark Meat

Those Kardashians sure love the tender dark meat, don't they? Well, all except for that oldest one. Anyway, Khloe Kardashian and the candy-loving Lamar Odom only started dating a few weeks ago. But, word is they're engaged!

Sources confirm to People magazine that the two are planning their wedding. E! News reported last week the 25 year old Khloe and 29 year old Laker have been talking about rings.

Blah blah blah.

I'm happy for them... can't you just feel the joy in my heart?

Brew Suggestion Box: Make It A Blockbuster Night!

I am a compassionate person, and I know it must be hard being the 'Handsome' Sister. It's not your fault, and you seem like a fun enough gal.

But really, as these two continue on the love parade around LA--- Baby Chyna and the Tall Troll, are making my eyes bleed. I'm saying, love one another in private, at home....via texasses or somefin'...do it for the people.

Kardashian Falls Ill: Khloe Catches Mysterious 'Jungle Fever"

Lamar Odom and Khloe are official!




NO PORK ON KHLOE'S FORK!....... JUST SOME NICE TENDA DARK MEAT.......

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Will You Watch?: Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.....

Only in the good ole U.S. of Asinineness can you become famous because your sister sucked the peen of a 'M' Listed Negro celebrity.



Nonetheless, Khloe is my fav Kardashian, she's just so big, overgrown and gangly all at the same time...... I just love her! I think it's cause she looks like she'd be down to make a rib run with me at 2:00 am in the morning........ She does look good with her recent weight loss though.

Anyhoo..... will you watch????