Brew Bits: Goin' to the Chapel....UPDATE

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom reportedly will become groom and groom today in front of 250 guest at a private Bel Air mansion in a fugazi $1 million ceremony courtesy of E!. Word on the curb is that Lamar's ex and BM, Lisa Morales, is not happy about today's nuptials and said her kids will NOT be a part of this hot mess of matrimoney (ironic typo). The pre-nup has not been worked out yet so they may just crip walk down the aisle today for shyts and giggles and get married after the details have been worked out. Lamar just signed a $30 million dollar contract with the Lakers so he better make sure his ish is tight because Daddy Jenner needs some more nip/tuck action and might be eyeing his new step-son-in-law's benjamins! Speaking of tight faces, peep last night's rehearsal dinner if you care.