T-Pain Goes Gospel?

The coonerific T-Pain, who brought us gems like "I'm In Love With A Stripper" and "Reverse Cowgirl," now wants to get his praise on.

Pain says he wants to try his hand at Christian pop.

“A lot of people don’t know this about me, but I am a deeply spiritual person. Dude, I go to church just as much as I go to the strip club. That’s saying something.”

The new album is tentatively titled "Heaven Got A VIP" and is due this September.

White Jesus has gone back into the tomb and rolled the stone.

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Race Draft Candidate #40: T-Pain

So T-Pain a.k.a. the Burnt Toast version of Mantan Moreland decides to respond to the blacklash from his little shuckin' and jivin' act with Fox News Conservative host Sean Hannity. In the video we first told you about yesterday. T-Pain shouts out the conservative cause for 2010. If that wasn't a career killer, the Coon Confucius opens his stankin' grill to issue the following statement that is one of the most ig'nant things I have read in a long arse time!
Let's get it...

This hannity sh*t is off the f*ckin chain. Let's think for a second, 1st off, I'm not even registered to vote, 2nd, this hannity guy was blocking the door to my bus just to get that drop from me, he was standin so close to my bus that when I opned the door I hit him in the back, 3rd, he didn't show the part where he said, "do you know who I am" and I frankly said "no sir" then he says well I'm famous too, can I get a drop? I said cool. I did the drop, he signed one of his books and said "here you go ur a great American" I took the book into the radio station and left it there on purpose, 4th all you ppl that say I'm goin against Obama, if you go back thru many interviews you will see I don't give a sh*t about politics cuz no matter who is in office YOUR life is no different. If ur a f*ck up with bush in office, then ur a f*ck up when Obama is there. 5th if u pick who ur gonna vote for based on the words of a n*gga that sings about sex, nuvo, and strippers you need to re-evaluate your life. 6th all u n*ggas sayin that the hood ain't behind me no more, they not boot-leggin my sh*t in the suburbs homie (think about it). 7th suck my balls, truly yours, the most hated on RNB n*gga in the game. Peace b*tch!!
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White Jesus be a spell check and a caps lock! Secondly, you don't even vote? FADE TO BLACK @nbtpain! I. HATE. YOU.

Cornball Corner: T-Pain

Where is the Sandman when you need him? I'm about fed up with T-Pain's Mantan Jiggaboo act. So for some reason (that I really don't care to research) This autotuned Bamma is posing with Fox's Sean Hannity, throwing big-ups to the conservative cause? YOU. NEED. MORE. PEOPLE. BOO BOO!

*Disclaimer: People can support who they want, in fact, I love it when voters have a dissenting point of view. However, if acting like a coon is your fulltime gig, you don't get a pass on this type of Brewshyt!

Brew Music: Rick Ross/John Legend, T-Pain, Alicia Keys/Beyonce (more)

A few jams for the mid-day hump this Thursday…

Rick Ross & John Legend have teamed up again, this time on a song called “Sweet Life."


Rip via XXL

T-Pain’s (and his Rick Ross beard) have a new video for “Reverse Cowgirl”… not sure who’d wanna reverse cowgirl him, but anyway, here’s the vid.

Alicia Keys brought her tour to Madison Square Garden last night and the Carters did a little party crashing (naturally, the crowd went nuts). Beyonce joined Alicia on stage for their duet “Put It In A Love Song,” for which we’re still waiting on a video.

Never far behind… Swizz Beatz and Jay-Z came through too for a little “Empire State of Mind”/“On To The Next One” mash-up.

Will You Watch?: Lil Wayne As Jesus

Lil Wayne already thinks he's "saving" Hip Hop...so, what's next?  Well, naturally, he's got plans to play Jesus.  Seriously.

Weezy will voice the role of Jesus in T-Pain's new animated series for Adult Swim called "Freaknik."  The show is about Atlanta's old freak-fest of the same name.  It'll star T-Pain, Wayne and other artists (including David Banner).  T-Pain plays the ghost of Freaknik.  Wayne will appear in "Ghetto Commandments," the animated music video for the show.

“Freaknik" airs March 21st on Comedy Central.  So, will you watch?

I'm thinking... White Jesus may take issue with this one.

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Brew Buzz: Celebrity Mom Talk Show In The Works.....

Apparently T-pain's mom, Lil Wayne's mom and Neyo's mom are in negotiations to have their own talk show........

Talk huh? Perhaps the first discussion should revolve around understanding mama T-pain's hair hat.....imjussayin......

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T-Pain Buries Auto Tune

T-Pain had an official funeral for Auto Tune.  A real funeral, with a hearse and a casket.

T-Pain showed up to DJ Khaled’s album release party in a hearse blasting Jay-Z's "D.O.A." Inside the coffin was a skeleton rocking a “Big Ass Chain” around it’s neck and a top hat. Seems kinda creepy...like he's burying himself. Perhaps we'll see a new Teddy Penderassdown.  Or maybe that's just my wishful thinking.

Brew Bits: Keeping Auto Tune Alive

Here's a cute quickie.. Obama and T-Pain on Healthcare, from Jimmy Kimmel Live

T-Pain Realizes He's An Idiot

You really have to be some dummy to go at Jay-Z these days. I guess Teddy Penderassdown realized the err of his ways and is attempting to get back in Mr. Carter's good graces over a Drake beat. Take a listen...

You'll recall Mr. Pain went on a little eff Jay-Z rant recently:

“Jay-Z is 59 years-old so I don't think he has the right to say what's good and what's not. I mean if anybody's dead, it should be him. That's just me. Now I just want to clarify, if there are any Jay-Z fans in the house, excuse the fuck out of me. But you don't hear me saying that rap is dead. Even though it is because apparently all the rappers are trying to do T-Pain.”

In the 3rd verse, Pain addresses the Jigga incident:

“Alright, so let's talk about the Jay shit. Some days I wish that I ain' t never say shit and Diddy said ain't no excuse for what I did but I felt like he was knocking the same shit that feeds my kids."

"But by all means, don't take this as a diss or hatin', I just wanna explain my side of the situation, so if you knew just how much respect that I had, you'd know I'm a real nigga when I say, “My bad.”

This makes me wanna cue up the video when Young Buck cried for Fiddy's forgiveness.

Ellen Says "No Death to Auto Tune"......

Watch Ellen and King Auto Tune himself 'T-Pain' get their auto tune on....

Of course it ends with Ellen doing her bad bad dancing that I sooooo love.... hee hee!

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pissed Off California Raisin.......

The Jigga Man responds to T-Pain's rants about him being old and irrelevant....... and takes the high road, lets the raisin have this one..... have a listen:

Child Support Chronicles: T-Pain

So, T-Pain can buy big ass chains but he's a stiff when it comes to coughing up the dough for his kid!

T-Pain reportedly visited his lawyer last week to attend a mediation session to resolve a child support claim. His child's mother, Elisa Hood, claims she was scraping by on $2,000 a month in support. T-Pain reportedly earns $15 million a year, owns 40 cars and that $400,000 diamond-studded "Big Ass Chain."

His attorney offered up another $500 per month, bringing the total to a whopping $2,500 for Pain's 2 year old son, King.

Here's the kicker though... T-Pain is married to another woman and had other kids while he was out procreating. (Nagging question: WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH T-PAIN? Doesn't he look like he might smell like a plastic-covered couch in the summertime after your big booty aunt gets up to go make a sammich?) Anyway...

A court date to resolve the child support issue is pending.

So, how does this stack up to other recent child support cases in the world of hip hop?

• Nas --> Kelis = $44,000 per month (one child)
• Russell --> Kimora = $40,000 per month (that's 20 grand for each kid) + a new car (worth at least $60,000) every 3 years
• Diddy --> Kim Porter = ~$150,000 lump sum (for Christian) + $20,000 per month, but then she had the twins! Let's just say no one is going hungry.
• Diddy --> Misa Hylton-Brim = ~$21,000 per month* (one child) *a legal battle between the two dropped the monthly payments from ~$35,000

Come on Pain! You can sell a couple of those Roger Troutman auto tune things for a few bucks, can'tcha?