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Friday, October 16, 2009

T-Pain Buries Auto Tune


T-Pain had an official funeral for Auto Tune.  A real funeral, with a hearse and a casket.

T-Pain showed up to DJ Khaled’s album release party in a hearse blasting Jay-Z's "D.O.A." Inside the coffin was a skeleton rocking a “Big Ass Chain” around it’s neck and a top hat. Seems kinda creepy...like he's burying himself. Perhaps we'll see a new Teddy Penderassdown.  Or maybe that's just my wishful thinking.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

T-Pain Realizes He's An Idiot


You really have to be some dummy to go at Jay-Z these days. I guess Teddy Penderassdown realized the err of his ways and is attempting to get back in Mr. Carter's good graces over a Drake beat. Take a listen...




You'll recall Mr. Pain went on a little eff Jay-Z rant recently:

“Jay-Z is 59 years-old so I don't think he has the right to say what's good and what's not. I mean if anybody's dead, it should be him. That's just me. Now I just want to clarify, if there are any Jay-Z fans in the house, excuse the fuck out of me. But you don't hear me saying that rap is dead. Even though it is because apparently all the rappers are trying to do T-Pain.”

In the 3rd verse, Pain addresses the Jigga incident:

“Alright, so let's talk about the Jay shit. Some days I wish that I ain' t never say shit and Diddy said ain't no excuse for what I did but I felt like he was knocking the same shit that feeds my kids."

"But by all means, don't take this as a diss or hatin', I just wanna explain my side of the situation, so if you knew just how much respect that I had, you'd know I'm a real nigga when I say, “My bad.”

This makes me wanna cue up the video when Young Buck cried for Fiddy's forgiveness.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Ellen Says "No Death to Auto Tune"......



Watch Ellen and King Auto Tune himself 'T-Pain' get their auto tune on....

Of course it ends with Ellen doing her bad bad dancing that I sooooo love.... hee hee!






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