What’s Brewing?

3 signs Beyonce might be preggers – The Frisky

Kanye dropping a new album soon? – RapRadar

Alicia Keys needs a blogger (is Mashonda working?) – Hollywire

Chinese boy rips Whitney Houston’s song – Just Jared

Snooki must think Miami is in Mexico (and... is she looking for a chalupa in that hat?) – Celebuzz

Conrad Murray is still a doctor – Socialite Life

Toss your glitter, fancy M.A.C. store to open in Times Square – Racked NY

Jersey Shore, for Asians? – NY Post

What’s Brewing?

Brew link time...

Beyonce’s got a new brother? – TMZ

Mary J. Blige, fashion designer – Coco Perez

Rihanna wants a Rude Boy – Just Jared

Madonna’s on the prowl...REOWR! – PopEater

Snooki has a new "guido juicehead" – dlisted

Maia Campbell on the mend – Crunk + Disorderly

Gratuitous Alicia Keys post – The Life Files

Snooki Cleans Up Nice

Inside Edition gave Jersey Shore star Snooki a makeover. And by makeover I mean, they ran a comb through her hair and took a Brillo pad to some of that orange tan.

Here’s Snookers before…

And here she is after…

I’m not real clear on what she’s trying to do to her boob in that last shot, but I’d say this is an upgrade.

Which Snooki do you prefer?

Taste The Brew for video of her bath makeover.
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Hair Files: How To Do "The Snook"

Jersey Shore star Snooki wants to world to rock her 'do. If you're interested in the "guidette" look... get you a Bumpit and watch this video.

Snooki Gets Paid!

Ok, that's it. Where do I sign up for my coontastic reality show? Working for a living is for the friggin' birds.

"Jersey Shore's" Snooki used to get $2,000 per appearance... until the punch happened...

Now, she rakes in $10,000 per appearance.  Uh, does the puncher get a cut? #justsayin

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You Punch Snooki... You Get Taken Care Of

Brad Ferro (AKA "the dude who two pieced Snooki") is getting the boot from the New York City Dept. of Ed.  Ferro hit Snooki in the mouth while cameras were rolling for the MTV show "Jersey Shore." Well, it seems the school system didn't think too highly of Ferro's Seaside Heights activities since they're now firing him from his job as a gym teacher. Once the deal is done, Ferro will have 30 days to pack up from the North Queens Community High School where he works.  He'd already been found guilty of simple assault for the beatdown... now, he's looking for a new job.

See what happens when you mess with the Guidettes!

By the way, here's that punch-out, if you missed it...

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Brew Funny: Snooki Spoofs

It's no secret the Italians are up in arms about Jersey Shore.  One Italian hoping to prove a point about her disdain for the imagery of the show, Samantha Micelli Alyssa Milano spoofed Jersey Shore "character" Snooki in an ad that's a rip-off of that Dove Evolution commercial.  Take a look...

Meantime, the folks at Saturday Night Live did a dead-on impression of Snooki (and "The Situation") during "Weekend Update."

By the way, here's that Snooki punch-out, if you missed it...

By the way, the man who clocked Snooki was a NYC gym teacher who's since apologized for his, uh, outburst.