What’s Brewing?

3 signs Beyonce might be preggers – The Frisky

Kanye dropping a new album soon? – RapRadar

Alicia Keys needs a blogger (is Mashonda working?) – Hollywire

Chinese boy rips Whitney Houston’s song – Just Jared

Snooki must think Miami is in Mexico (and... is she looking for a chalupa in that hat?) – Celebuzz

Conrad Murray is still a doctor – Socialite Life

Toss your glitter, fancy M.A.C. store to open in Times Square – Racked NY

Jersey Shore, for Asians? – NY Post

Brew Tube: The View Is Not Feeling This Situation

 

It's safe to say that Joy Behar is not feeling the Italians (and pseudo-Italians) of MTV's "Jersey Shore." The cast made a stop to The View's couches and you can see Behar's hate all up in her body language... by the time she started grilling them on their Plan B options after reality TV, I was done. Hilarious!

The View Grills Jersey Shore Cast On Safe Sex, Financial Planning

Today, half of The View ladies undermined and buzzkilled the Jersey Shore kids, asking about financial/sexual responsibility. Additionally, Joy bitched about the cast's negative representations of Italian-Americans, implied they were stupid, and then got The Situation's name wrong.

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The View Grills Jersey Shore Cast On Safe Sex, Financial Planning

Today, half of The View ladies undermined and buzzkilled the Jersey Shore kids, asking about financial/sexual responsibility. Additionally, Joy bitched about the cast's negative representations of Italian-Americans, implied they were stupid, and then got The Situation's name wrong.

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The View Grills Jersey Shore Cast On Safe Sex, Financial Planning

Today, half of The View ladies undermined and buzzkilled the Jersey Shore kids, asking about financial/sexual responsibility. Additionally, Joy bitched about the cast's negative representations of Italian-Americans, implied they were stupid, and then got The Situation's name wrong.

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The View Grills Jersey Shore Cast On Safe Sex, Financial Planning

Today, half of The View ladies undermined and buzzkilled the Jersey Shore kids, asking about financial/sexual responsibility. Additionally, Joy bitched about the cast's negative representations of Italian-Americans, implied they were stupid, and then got The Situation's name wrong.

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Clips via Jezebel

Snooki Cleans Up Nice

Inside Edition gave Jersey Shore star Snooki a makeover. And by makeover I mean, they ran a comb through her hair and took a Brillo pad to some of that orange tan.

Here’s Snookers before…

And here she is after…

I’m not real clear on what she’s trying to do to her boob in that last shot, but I’d say this is an upgrade.

Which Snooki do you prefer?

Taste The Brew for video of her bath makeover.
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What’s Brewing?

NBA's Greg Oden shows his peen… but is it a mouthful? – YBF 

Octobabies turn 1… mom is still cray-cray – SoSoJuicy 

South Carolina Republican regrets calling poor people "stray animals" – CNN 

John Travolta swoops in to save Haiti – Dlisted 

Paula Abdul gets a job? – Hollywood Gossip 

Trapper John, MD dies – PopEater 

Tyra Banks is looking for some thick chicks – Bossip 

Guidos want more $$$ from MTV – Crunk + Disorderly

Hair Files: How To Do "The Snook"

Jersey Shore star Snooki wants to world to rock her 'do. If you're interested in the "guidette" look... get you a Bumpit and watch this video.

Snooki Gets Paid!

Ok, that's it. Where do I sign up for my coontastic reality show? Working for a living is for the friggin' birds.

"Jersey Shore's" Snooki used to get $2,000 per appearance... until the punch happened...

Now, she rakes in $10,000 per appearance.  Uh, does the puncher get a cut? #justsayin

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You Punch Snooki... You Get Taken Care Of

Brad Ferro (AKA "the dude who two pieced Snooki") is getting the boot from the New York City Dept. of Ed.  Ferro hit Snooki in the mouth while cameras were rolling for the MTV show "Jersey Shore." Well, it seems the school system didn't think too highly of Ferro's Seaside Heights activities since they're now firing him from his job as a gym teacher. Once the deal is done, Ferro will have 30 days to pack up from the North Queens Community High School where he works.  He'd already been found guilty of simple assault for the beatdown... now, he's looking for a new job.

See what happens when you mess with the Guidettes!

By the way, here's that punch-out, if you missed it...

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What's Brewing: Random Bits of Brewshyt

Brew link time...

Guidos Get Classy - Just Jared

Frankie Says Keyshia Cole's Baby Is Not A Bastard - Crunk + Disorderly

Man Lays Pipe To A Pipe (literally) - dlisted





 


Crack Kills - FailBlog

Plaxico Can't Get A Job... Even In Jail - Hip-Hop Wired

Jill Scott's Boozin' - Singersroom

Brew Funny: Snooki Spoofs

It's no secret the Italians are up in arms about Jersey Shore.  One Italian hoping to prove a point about her disdain for the imagery of the show, Samantha Micelli Alyssa Milano spoofed Jersey Shore "character" Snooki in an ad that's a rip-off of that Dove Evolution commercial.  Take a look...

Meantime, the folks at Saturday Night Live did a dead-on impression of Snooki (and "The Situation") during "Weekend Update."

By the way, here's that Snooki punch-out, if you missed it...

By the way, the man who clocked Snooki was a NYC gym teacher who's since apologized for his, uh, outburst.

Brew Funny: "Frankenchense", Myrrh, And The Situation

Oh boy...

"Celebrity" Love Letter: Cast of MTV's Jersey Shore

Dear Cast Of MTV's Jersey Shore,

I love you. There, I said it. I love your orange skin, your douchy hair gel, your bad hair accessories from 1985. I love you. I love you, you pasta eating-- for no good reason (it's JUNE for chrissake-- seriously!?), Protein Powder addicted, gotta kiss your entire family before you leave the house, packing your clothes in garbage bags, 'maybe you'll be hot in 5-10 lb', Party is In Pauly D's pants, fist pumping to techno music, Guido, Guidette, my boyfriend has a wife, tragic hair extensions, seriously delusional asses.

I sat through 2 hours of your show this weekend that seemed to fly by in10 minutes.

You complete me.

Some schmucks says you're a bad example of Italian culture? Eh, baloney! You are like the Italian version of the 'cousins' we uppity Negros disassociate with (Nefe and Frankie ring a bell), but are STILL LESS embarrassing (hey at least there is no procreating going on!).

I will gladly trade your SITUATION for ours, any day!

Now, granted NONE of my Italian friends act like this or are the color of circus peanuts
or even have festive nicknames like low budget action/porn stars ... and gotta say, I feel kinda cheated. Like they get super fun, when I leave the room. Bitches.

In conclusion, Snooki- you ARE better than The Hills! I agree!!

CIAO, FRANCESCO RENALDI! (I took French in h.s., my bad)

Brew Bits: Fuggedaboutit?

Critics are bashing the new MTV reality series, "Jersey Shore" for its derogatory portrayal of Italian-Americans. It's funny how some people get their tighty-whities all in a bunch when THEIR peeps end up looking like crazy Rocky Balboas but it's okay when these same reality shows portray blacks or hispanics all types of 'ignant ways? C'MOM SON! I personally like Guidos, they're like black dudes without the chicken now pass me some hair gel and spray tan, stat! What do you think?
Here's the trailer:

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