What's Brewing: Random Bits of Brewshyt

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Guidos Get Classy - Just Jared

Frankie Says Keyshia Cole's Baby Is Not A Bastard - Crunk + Disorderly

Man Lays Pipe To A Pipe (literally) - dlisted





 


Crack Kills - FailBlog

Plaxico Can't Get A Job... Even In Jail - Hip-Hop Wired

Jill Scott's Boozin' - Singersroom

Maury Files: Why Plaxico Son Look Like Snoop Dog?????

Plax you best holla at Maury right quick.....

Wangsta gets 20 months

That's why mommies-to-be have to be careful about naming their kids ignant things! Self-fulling prophecy mean anything to you? PLAXICO Burress is headed to the clink where he can practice his YouTube gangsta with real thugs who do real things. A judge sentenced the former New York Giants Wide Receiver to 20 months in jail today for shooting himself in the leg at a night club last year. I'm sick of these dumb ass athletes who blow good opportunities away on foolishness. Plax, I'mma let you start serving your sentence, but Michael Vick was the greatest criminal athlete of all times!!!! Now, hand me some talcum power to sprinkle on my hand so when I smack the shyt out yo' momma for naming you after a period plugger...I'll get a big puff of special effects, POW!

Shoot Yourself, Go To The Slammer: Plax Sentenced To 20 Months.....

Damn...... I mean damn, Vick and the dogs, Stallworth and the manslaughter and now Plax going to jail for shooting himself....... damn! Maybe he'll find Islam while incarcerated and change his name to Plaxikhan

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Plaxico Burress sat in the fifth row of seats in Room 1100 of the New York State Supreme Court building looking nervous. He fidgeted, he licked his lips. It was a few minutes before 10 a.m. on Thursday and Burress had good reason to look so uncomfortable.

As his lawyer would say later, there was no way out. So Burress, the former Giants wide receiver, pled guilty to a single charge of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree, accepting the Manhattan district attorney’s offer of a two-year prison sentence rather than trying to beat New York’s strict gun laws in a trial.

He will be sentenced on Sept. 22, when he will begin serving his jail term. The minimum time he’s facing is roughly 20 months, so he will likely be released in May of 2011, when he will be 34 and out of the NFL for 2 1/2 seasons. He also has two years' probation to follow.

“Unfortunately, there is no legal defense we can offer,” Ben Brafman, Burress’ lawyer, told the court in accepting the plea deal. Brafman huddled with Judge Michael Melkonian and assistant DA John Wolfstaetter for several minutes before Burress entered a plea of not guilty, though that was quickly changed when Wolfstaetter said the plea offer that had been on the table for months was finally to be accepted.

“This is a perfect example of how bad judgment sometimes has very terrible consequences, consequences that are far more severe than may be justified,” Brafman told reporters outside the court building. The DA’s office had no comment.