Witches' WTF Files: Morgan Freeman

What is the incestoldgrayballsmolefacedhell is going on here? Unnamed sources claim the real reason Morgan Freeman can't keep a wife is because he's been carrying on an affair with his step-granddaughter! Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. SMH at the thought of his low riders -- all old, droopy and gray! Freeman, 72, allegedly started the relationship with his step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines when she was still a teenager. The alleged affair was at the center of his split from his wifey Myrna who helped raise E'Dena who is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife. Get all that? This is some old ass freaky swamp people shish! I guess when Myrna first got wind of the "birthday sex" that was going down under her roof, she stepped to Mo Mo and he vowed to leave E'Dena alone. Cleary, that ain't happen. Word is Morgan is trying to keep a lid on all this so it won't interfere with his divorce proceedings. Add to that the recent car crash involving Morgan and his second wife's best friend and you got a recipe for some decrepit goings on down in the Delta. WTF Morgan? Seek help, stat! My granny always said messing with old men gives you worms!