When Your Career Tanks… Rock A Thong!

Sisqo spends more time on celebrity (finger quotes) reality shows than he does on stages these days. Now, he's on the UK's version of Big Brother…searching for relevancy in a thong.

Enter the dragon…

When Your Career Tanks...

...Go on tour with other "tankers."

Smooth Entertainment presented this oldie but not-so-goodie Blast From The Past concert in Atlanta Friday night. The show featured old-school R&B acts like K-Ci & JoJo, Dru Hill, Changing Faces, Troop, Blackstreet, Guy, Next and Jagged Edge. The real scene-stealer was K-Ci who is the embodiment of the cliche "crack is wack."

Head over to Miss Jia for some awww hell naw pics from the show!

When Your Career Tanks... Do A Collabo

Well looky looky, what do we have here?  Crackheads United Jodeci has joined forces with H-Town.  And the product, this new jammy jam called "Knockin' Your Heels Off."

So, we've gone from knockin' boots to knockin' heels.  Is that an upgrade?

And what.the.hell happened to Devante?

Anyway, you likey?

The search for relevancy continues...

Mya: Searching for Relevancy or Hot? You Decide...

Little Miss Mya performed at Dusk in Atlantic City over the weekend and gave some young feller a close-up view of her Louis Vuitton drawz.

I wonder if she'll be giving the same view to that uptight British judge on Dancing With The Stars this season.

So, is Mya still relevant or do all relevancy points jump out the window when you sign that Dancing With The Stars contract? What's your call?

Anybody else wondering what was she singing though?

Search for Relevancy: R. Kelly, is that you?

Who knew this guy was still alive? Is he even relevant?

And Miss Keri Baby, methinks being on stage with the R-ah kinda takes you down a few notches on the cool-point scale.

I'm just sayin'...



We give this 2 Teresa table flips on the bitchassness scale.

When Your Career Tanks, Sell Cheap Suits?

Guess those House Party dollas don’t go too far these days. Damn you, Hudlin Brothers!

Kid is selling cheap suits for a California company that looks like they're a hit at the Crenshaw swap meet.

Sigh. Where’s Play?

Keyshia Cole On The Shaved Head Bandwagon

First Cassie jumped on, then La La got in the passenger seat and not long after, Rihanna hopped on the shaved head bandwagon. Now, Keyshia Cole has a ticket to ride.

Not you too girl. Not you!!!

Brew Bits: Quest for Relevancy Collection

'Singer' Ciara sports the- not yet in stores- Quest for Relevancy Holiday Jumpsuit. Half napkin, half onesie, all ugly. She accessorizes with Carol Brady wig and what appears to be new boobies. No word yet on those vocal lessons, she needs to be taking.

Ultra Edgy Now?

First Monica pierces her eye, then Cassie shaves half her head, then bald Amber Rose gets a legit modeling deal…now, La La Vazquez has jumped on the I’m so edgy bandwagon.

Carmelo Anthony’s fiancée shaved half of her head and even added two cuts on the side. She posted the pics on her Twitter page. I guess that makes her ultra edgy since she’s also rocking one of those facial piercings too!

So, is this half shaved head the 2009 version of the mullet? Party on one side, business on the other? If b-list singers and TV hosts are stepping up their edge game, what’s Rihanna going to do? I, for one, can’t wait to see what’s next. But please, don’t try this at home. I really don’t want to see you on the train sitting next to me with a shaved head AND a weave all at once.

I’m just sayin’…

When The Checks Stop Coming In... Reunite!

Times must be tough.  Teddy Riley is digging in the crates and reuniting with both Guy and Blackstreet.

Riley told an Atlanta audience that both groups are preparing new material.  

This will be the first time in nearly a decade that the two groups have come together.

Aww...now all I'm waiting on is a bald headed Chauncey sighting!

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Note To Lil Kim: We Don’t Want To See Those

Lil Kim almost flashed her headlights on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars last night.  After dancing one helluva jive with her partner Derek Hough, one of Kimmie’s little nipple petals decided to make an appearance (see minute 3:27).  Can’t wardrobe get her real “nude” color and not the peachy “flesh” color of the Caucasians to avoid all this?  See how they treat us!  

Anyway…Kim is doing her thing on this show.  I sure hope she finds some relevancy when this show wraps.  I miss huh!  I really do.

P.S. I see you lookin’ Latifah! 

When Your Career Tanks...Shave Your Head?

What is going on in the Hollyweird? First Mo drills a hole in her face and now this? I'm beginning to like Monica's "eye diamond" more and more after seeing what Cassie did to her premium Indian Remy. Homegirl shaved half her head and posted the looks on her Twitter page. She's always going to be cute...that's not going to change. But is she hard enough to pull this look off? I mean, she's never given me the "I'm a rock star" vibe. To tell you the truth, I could see Rihanna with a "diamond" in her head and a half-shaved head before either of these chicks. Ah, the search for relevancy continues. Work it girl...I guess?!?

When Your Career Tanks… Pierce Your Eye

Nothing screams “I’m searching for relevancy” quite like a piercing on the side of your face. Monica posed for new pics with famed ATL photographer Derek Blanks. Head over to Necole Bitchie for all of the images. Look closely and you'll see she’s got some random eye diamond in her face. (I blame Brandy!) And it turns out Carmelo’s eternal fiancée, LaLa, has one too.

So that got me wondering what the hell is an “eye diamond"? The technical term is dermal anchor piercing. If you’ve got a strong stomach…watch it being done.

Photo by Derek Blanks