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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Keri Hilson Flubs The National Anthem


Sometimes it just pays to keep your pie hole shut tight and just be a fine ass songwriter! Miss Curry Bebeh botched the National Anthem last night at the Lakers-Hawks Game. Peep it.


Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

When Hair Hats Happen to Good People: Ms. Keri

Oh Curry......

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Brew Videos: D. Woods, Janet & Keri........


D. Woods I suppose is launching her solo career and saying"' IN YO FACE YOU BUCK TOOF BAMMA DIDDY!!!!"









And Janet....... she's a lovely older gal, really she is, I just want her to sit her heavy footed ass down somewhere.......










And finally....... Keri Hilson, don't know about the song but I'm elated that she's not sporting that 'poodle doo' anymore........ God is Good!!!




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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Search for Relevancy: R. Kelly, is that you?

Who knew this guy was still alive? Is he even relevant?

And Miss Keri Baby, methinks being on stage with the R-ah kinda takes you down a few notches on the cool-point scale.

I'm just sayin'...



We give this 2 Teresa table flips on the bitchassness scale.

Table flippin'Table flippin'

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Monday, August 24, 2009

Brew Music: Asher Roth ft. Keri Hilson- “SHE DON’T WANT A MAN”



Uh, okay........ sure....


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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Questionable Collaboration: R. Kelly and Keri Hilson - Number One



Ok so first you get married to this 'poodle hair doo' now your collaborating with the pee pee boogie man...... I don't know Kurry...... I really don't know. Now you have the cooties! (circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shots!......... yuk!)

I was even thinking about having a girl crush on you but now I don't know....

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Brew Bits: Keri on the Cover of Complex






This blog is officially registered with the "No Hateration in this Dancery" board so with that being said I hate the way Keri's been wearing her hair, but..... she looks great!

Peep this vid of the photo shoot......

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What's That Smell.........



"Mmmmmmm Snausages........"

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Ya Turnin Me Off.... Keri Speaks on Her Real Life Turn Offs

And I would say I have to agree.....

1. Bad hygiene
2. Flaunting your toys/material possessions (who freakin cares) or talking incessantly about the woes of having so much money.
3. Lack of confidence, Amen Sister!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Keri Hilson's "Knock You Down"

This one features Ye and Neyo. Her album drops today, I lubs the Keri but not sure I'm gonna bust my ass to get to Target to buy it just yet. Gonna let some more reviews stream through first. Good song and video though....

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