Brew Music: R. Kelly – “Echo” [VIDEO]

I think R. Kelly did this video on his MacBook (I mean, assuming he has that reading and writing thing down). And is this fool yodeling?

iSigh. How the mighty have fallen.

Anyway, you likey?

Someone Please Lock R. Kelly In The Closet!!!

Are you ready for another FIFTEEN chapters of "Trapped In The Closet?"

Well, R. Kelly is ready to give it to you!  But, first, the R-ah is taking a little poll of his fans are there any left...

So far, R. Kelly has released 22 chapters of "Trapped In The Closet." So, are you ready for more?

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R. Kelly Wants Your Help

...speaking of Haiti.  R. Kelly is doing his part to help the people of Haiti.  But, there's something flat out creepy about this "PSA."

Maybe it's his appeal to help the kids... or is it the dogs?  Or maybe it's his confusion of a text number vs. a real phone number.  I dunno.  You watch.  You decide.

R. Kelly To Trey Songz: Elephants Don't Swat Flies!

R. Kelly has some words for Trey I Invented Sex Songz.  Trey made a song about the "Death of Kells."  (Click here if you haven't heard it yet.)  So, Kells is firing back and basically wants Trey (@SongzYuuup) to stay in his lane and bow down to greatness.

I'm guessing Kells still hasn't gotten that 'readin, 'ritin and 'rithmatic thing situated cuz for the first 30 seconds or so, I didn't know what the hell he was taumbout.  I like how he let it marinate after "trying to throw a rock on the top of the Sears Tower."

Paging Aaron Hall... oh wait, he's out getting his Cesar Millan meets DMX on.

Must Be R-rah Kelly Under There........

Girl incontinence in the club is soooooo 1970's............

R-rah Can't Read or Write....... Still.....

Now correct me if I'm wrong but did he not cop to being illiterate like 2-3 years ago?? I thought the reason for the admission was so he could fix that, like STAT!

Well fast forward to today and he still can't read, excuse me sir??? Now at this point it seems like he's bragging because I don't get why this is still the case.

“When I was trying to make it out here, I already knew, and I was stubborn about it,” he said. “I don’t even read really and I’m not afraid to say that. My cousins and brothers used to tease me ‘you can’t even read right. How you think you’re going to come up?’ The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot. I went to high school and [my teacher] told me ‘you will one of the greatest writers of all time.’ I believed. You [have to] believe it. You can’t believe [anything] if you’re hating. You can’t achieve [anything] if you’re hating.”

Despite his trials and tribulations during the child molestation case, Kelly has been working hard on his upcoming LP. He maintains his innocence despite the leak of the sex tape of him with an underage girl back in 2001. “I got ya’ll beat if you’re hating on me,” he said. “Because I love you. That’s why I keep doing what I do.”

Kelly’s forthcoming album is due in stores Oct. 12.

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WHAT IN THE 'R-RAH KELLY PEE ON YOU, BUMP N GRIND' DO WE HAVE HERE??!!!!

More babies humpin to a funky beat, with adults sprinkled about ever so gingerly, I can't take no mo! really I can't........

The lil boy holding the lil girl down in position so he can mount her the right way is way more than I can take, AND THERE ARE ADULTS PRESENT!!!!!! FILMING THIS!..... OH MY HEAD......

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Search for Relevancy: R. Kelly, is that you?

Who knew this guy was still alive? Is he even relevant?

And Miss Keri Baby, methinks being on stage with the R-ah kinda takes you down a few notches on the cool-point scale.

I'm just sayin'...



We give this 2 Teresa table flips on the bitchassness scale.

Questionable Collaboration: R. Kelly and Keri Hilson - Number One

Ok so first you get married to this 'poodle hair doo' now your collaborating with the pee pee boogie man...... I don't know Kurry...... I really don't know. Now you have the cooties! (circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shots!......... yuk!)

I was even thinking about having a girl crush on you but now I don't know....

R. Kelly Wants The Vagicat To Cry!

41 year old pedophile producer, songwriter, singer extraordinaire R. Kelly is back with a new project. The new Gangsta Grillz mixtape features R-ah with DJ Skee & DJ Drama. It’s called The "Demo" Tape.

R-ah covers some of the more (ahem) popular songs currently playing on the radio: Jeremih’s “Birthday Sex”, Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” and he even does a little ditty to Young Money’s “Every Girl.” There are a few new tracks and some heavy auto-tunin’ on the new mixtape. Of course, there is what’s sure to become a pole establishment banger: “P.U.S.S.Y. Cry.” Yeah, I didn’t stutter. But I think I’m gonna puke though.

The folks over at AV Club have a hilarious (yet, sad) rundown of the 24 things R-ah wants to do on this new mixtape.

Here are the first 5:
1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry (“P.U.S.S.Y. Cry”) – we’ve covered that
2. To give you a backrub, followed by a trip to the hot tub (“Birthday Sex”)
3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
5. To have you scream “It hurts, it hurts!” then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, your thirst (“Birthday Sex”)

It’s sad that the man who gave us Maxwell’s “Fortunate” and the King of Pop’s “You Are Not Alone,” now can only recite lines like “I’ma have her screaming ’til they call the security”? Shaking my head.

Apparently you can download this little gem of creation by clicking here, if you dare.

The Latest In The "Come on girl, just let me pee on you a lil" Chronicles..

Well Well Well, the Brew will keep you posted as to the validity of this latest tidbit but it looks like ole boy who'd rather use humans then a toilet is in some more hot water. According to Mediatakeout.com the R&B crooner we love to shit on (he pees, we shit...) has again been busted with a underage girl, this one is apparently 17 years old. SMH....... if this is true why on earth don't they just castrate this dude..... for crying out loud!

Stay tuned......