Edwards Scandal Gets Real Messy

The John Edwards I impregnated my mistress, denied the kid, lied to my cancer-stricken wife and lost my political career scandal is about to get realllllllll messy.  Edwards now admits he's the daddy (although he did that through a punk azz statement).  And, he and his wife, Elizabeth, are legally separated.

But, Word on the curb is there's a sex tape of the former senator and his side-piece, Rielle Hunter. A former aide claims he found the tape.  And it just so happens the aide, Andrew Young, has a new book detailing the affair.  Young says he found the tape of Hunter and Edwards in a pile of trash in a house where Hunter once lived. The tape reportedly shows Edwards with a pregnant woman (you can't see her face, but you know it's him) doing the nastay.

Mmm.  This is some freakiness.  If the Edwards sex tape emerges, will YOU watch it?

Need A Date & Conversation? Call Roxxxy

The world's first "sex robot" was disrobed unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday. Roxxxy is meant to be more than a blow up doll you can have your way with... this broad actually talks to you! When you touch her hand, she says "I love holding hands with you." Presumably, when you touch other spots, she says other things.

The doll costs between $7,000 - 9,000 and will be available in a few months.

Roxxy's creator says the point of it all is so she can have simple conversations with her owner because "sex only goes so far – then you want to be able to talk to the person."

And I've officially quit this b!tch.

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Brew APB: Your G-Spot?

London researchers seem to think the G-spot is a figment of your lady-imagination. A King's College study of 1,800 women found no evidence of the female erogenous zone. I give this a stern...

Anyway, researchers say the G-spot is something dreamed up by women's magazines and sex therapists (like Robin Thicke?) who've made careers out of telling women how to find and boost their sexy spots.

Here's the nuts & bolts of the study:

• 1,804 women (all identical twins) between 23-83 were questioned
• 56% said they had a G-spot, but they tended to be younger and more sexually active

One of the study's authors says "women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits." The other author of the study (who, by the way, is a lady), Andrea Burri, says she's concerned women who can't find their G-spots felt inadequate or were underachievers.

Uh, maybe they're just not trying hard enough (pun intended).  Ya know what they say... if at first you don't succeed............ buy batteries!

So, ladies, do you know where your G-spot is?  If not, how are you trying to find it?

Free Web poll for your Web site - freepolls.com

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Brew Poll: Sex or Facebook? You Decide!

Let's face it, we're all working harder to put food on the table and keep our heads above water. Sometimes, that means you wind up sacrificing the things you'd rather be doing to stay in front of the pack. So, we Witches wanna know... if you had to go 30 days without something, would you rather go 30 dry days without sex or 30 social media-free days with no iPhone, no Blackberry, no Twitter, no emails and no Facebook?

Free Web poll for your Web site - freepolls.com

And would you take up another habit to replace the one you gave up? Take the poll then drop a line in the comment box!

Brew Bedroom: DIY Fellatio

Times are tough these days.  It's hard to find a really good BJ-giver, much less someone who's actually willing to have your pork and beans all up in her face for a few minutes (if you're lucky).

Taste The Brew to find out how you can remedy your BJ loneliness...
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Am I Good In Bed?

Ah, the age old question.  How do you really know she's not faking it?  What if he's just being polite for now, hoping your bedroom game gets better?

Well... now there's an app for that!

And, it'll only cost you $1.99!  The makers of Love Vibes want to help you on your way to becoming The Ladies Man or Mr. Marcus or Superhead or Vanessa del Rio or [insert preferred sex stallion here].  Step 1: Cut a hole in a... oh wait, wrong topic.  First, download the iPhone application and once installed, hit the "Begin Love Making" button and then put your iPhone down...sayyyyy, on the bed beside you.

Then start making sweet love to your lady/man-friend.  When you're done, don't light that cigarette... instead, roll over and click "End Love Making." 
(I swear, I could not make this stuff up)

The app then gives you a "score" based on duration, passion and variety (wait... how do it know variety?).

Sadly, if you're wack before you had this app...you'll be wack after you spend the 2 bucks for it.

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