Brew Tech: Cheaters Rejoice

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(screenshots court. apple.com)

iPhone's latest app will keep you out of hot water, with your nosey arse "Boo''.

Behold, Tiger Text! (They claim the name is purely coincidental, yea right...)

It works by prompting the receivers to download the Tiger Text application for free in order to read the text, which is not actually sent to the recipient’s iPhone. Instead it resides in the company’s server and can be erased according to sender’s will. The app is designed so that the sent messages are deleted on demand or be set to automatically vanish after a specified period. A ‘delete on read’ feature starts a 60 second countdown when a text message is opened and then erases it completely at zero.

The best of the lot feature that this application flaunts is that the messages cannot be saved, copied or forwarded by recipients. While reading messages is free, the service costs 1.49 dollars (US) per 250 messages sent monthly or 2.49 dollars per month for limitless messaging.

Have a little patience my Blackberry having skeezers:

The versions of the same shall be available by the end of March for BlackBerry smartphones as well as those running on Android software.

Of course the developer says this is NOT a cheating enabling app. But, you know mofos love to take technology and do hoodrat stuff with it. So bon appetite, sleazebags.

Protect Your Penis Texasesss

A new iPhone app has your future political career in mind.  It's called "Safe Sexting" and it allows you to send pics of your nether regions and other bits, but covers up the nasty parts... so those pics don't come back to haunt you when you're....sayyyyyy, about to star in a Disney movie or run for mayor of Detroit or sumthin'.

Apparently the folks at Apple think sexting is so serious that they needed to approve this app. Actually, some 30% of 17 year olds say they've received a sext (nasty asses). 15% of all teenagers have gotten a sex text.

So, here's how Safe Sexting works...

1. Download the app.
2. Open the app and you'll see 4 options to censor your pic.
3. Select from the Small Box, Large Box, Head Box and a semi-transparent Red Silk. 

4.     Take picture.

5.     Send the picture.

Easy enough, right?

And if all else fails, there's actually a friggin' sexting PSA to help you clueless kids out.

But, seriously, if you can't see the peen, what's the point? You've already been imagining what the thing looks like anyway.

Brew Tech Talk: David Banner Wants To Make You Sweat!

Taking his song "Run" to heart, my favorite Sexisippian (producer/rapper) David Banner, has a new fitness based iPhone application. At 58 lbs sexier, I'd say he's uniquely qualified for this!

“David Banner’s Work Out or Die” offers subscribers videos of the various workout strategies that Banner has found effective and a host of tools to support their decision to attain and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

The application also allows Banner to record streaming-video content as often as he wants, which is then delivered to those who have purchased the app at no additional cost.

Until the the Trey Songs: "Invents Sex, Experience" ap. I will be MORE than happy to sweat under with my boo Lavelle Crump... that sexy muthaflocka.

Am I Good In Bed?

Ah, the age old question.  How do you really know she's not faking it?  What if he's just being polite for now, hoping your bedroom game gets better?

Well... now there's an app for that!

And, it'll only cost you $1.99!  The makers of Love Vibes want to help you on your way to becoming The Ladies Man or Mr. Marcus or Superhead or Vanessa del Rio or [insert preferred sex stallion here].  Step 1: Cut a hole in a... oh wait, wrong topic.  First, download the iPhone application and once installed, hit the "Begin Love Making" button and then put your iPhone down...sayyyyy, on the bed beside you.

Then start making sweet love to your lady/man-friend.  When you're done, don't light that cigarette... instead, roll over and click "End Love Making." 
(I swear, I could not make this stuff up)

The app then gives you a "score" based on duration, passion and variety (wait... how do it know variety?).

Sadly, if you're wack before you had this app...you'll be wack after you spend the 2 bucks for it.

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Tech Talk: Recession iPhone Case

Man, this recession is a mofo! First, you scrimp and save and raid the couch cushions for an overpriced, pocket-sized computer/camera/typewriter/radio that makes calls, then you run out of money and can't buy a quality case. What is the world coming to?

Enter: the Case-Mate iPhone recession case. You can even get the thing "personalized" with free Sharpie script. Now that's a deal!

The thing has many uses too... you can make White Castle sliders in it! Go figure.