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Witches' Brew: Am I Good In Bed?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Am I Good In Bed?

Ah, the age old question.  How do you really know she's not faking it?  What if he's just being polite for now, hoping your bedroom game gets better?

Well... now there's an app for that!


And, it'll only cost you $1.99!  The makers of Love Vibes want to help you on your way to becoming The Ladies Man or Mr. Marcus or Superhead or Vanessa del Rio or [insert preferred sex stallion here].  Step 1: Cut a hole in a... oh wait, wrong topic.  First, download the iPhone application and once installed, hit the "Begin Love Making" button and then put your iPhone down...sayyyyy, on the bed beside you.


Then start making sweet love to your lady/man-friend.  When you're done, don't light that cigarette... instead, roll over and click "End Love Making." 
(I swear, I could not make this stuff up)

The app then gives you a "score" based on duration, passion and variety (wait... how do it know variety?).

Sadly, if you're wack before you had this app...you'll be wack after you spend the 2 bucks for it.

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