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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Protect Your Penis Texasesss

A new iPhone app has your future political career in mind.  It's called "Safe Sexting" and it allows you to send pics of your nether regions and other bits, but covers up the nasty parts... so those pics don't come back to haunt you when you're....sayyyyyy, about to star in a Disney movie or run for mayor of Detroit or sumthin'.

Apparently the folks at Apple think sexting is so serious that they needed to approve this app. Actually, some 30% of 17 year olds say they've received a sext (nasty asses). 15% of all teenagers have gotten a sex text.

So, here's how Safe Sexting works...

  1. Download the app.
  2. Open the app and you'll see 4 options to censor your pic.
  3. Select from the Small Box, Large Box, Head Box and a semi-transparent Red Silk. 

4.     Take picture.
5.     Send the picture.

Easy enough, right?

And if all else fails, there's actually a friggin' sexting PSA to help you clueless kids out.

But, seriously, if you can't see the peen, what's the point? You've already been imagining what the thing looks like anyway.

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