Yes, LaQuita. There IS A Santa Claus and he says 'GUILTY!'

Finally, people are reaping and a sowing around this piece!

Santa in the form of a Judge threw the book at Richard 'Wham Hair' (Though he seems to be now rocking THE BALDWIN) Heene! Judge Stephen Schapanski sentenced Heene and his sad yet scary wife to a total of 110 days jail and eight years probation. He also prohibited the couple from making any money off the balloon boy fiasco during that time! In yo' face suckas!

The judge mandates that Richard Heene must spend 30 days in jail beginning Jan. 11, 2010. The remaining 60 days of his 90-day sentence may be carried out under "work release,"- Hoodrat Harry will know what that means. For the rest of us: he picks up trash/makes license plates/tests nuclear weapons during the day, and gets home just in time for cocoa and foot rubs with his roomie, Big Steve.

In addition to getting his romance on in his cell, the judge also ruled that Richard Heene must write a letter of apology to the community and public service agencies that were roped into the Oct. 15 stunt, perform 100 hours of community service and submit to random drug or alcohol testing.

White Jesus is happy.