Crackberry Outage Leaves Millions With Pookie Itch

Say, has your BlackBerry buzzed lately? The answer should be NO! Unless you've got one of them Canal St. black market specials.  Research in Motion (RIM), the company behind the addictive device, says users in North and South America are experiencing delays (duuuuh).

RIM says it's working to fix the outage which is affecting e-mail but not phone calls. They'd better hurry up with this fix... if I don't get my RSS feeds updated soon, I'm gonna pounce on the next person I see like crackhead Pookie fiendin' for turkey.

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