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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Brew APB: Your G-Spot?


London researchers seem to think the G-spot is a figment of your lady-imagination. A King's College study of 1,800 women found no evidence of the female erogenous zone. I give this a stern...



Anyway, researchers say the G-spot is something dreamed up by women's magazines and sex therapists (like Robin Thicke?) who've made careers out of telling women how to find and boost their sexy spots.

Here's the nuts & bolts of the study:
  • 1,804 women (all identical twins) between 23-83 were questioned
  • 56% said they had a G-spot, but they tended to be younger and more sexually active
One of the study's authors says "women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits." The other author of the study (who, by the way, is a lady), Andrea Burri, says she's concerned women who can't find their G-spots felt inadequate or were underachievers.

Uh, maybe they're just not trying hard enough (pun intended).  Ya know what they say... if at first you don't succeed............ buy batteries!

So, ladies, do you know where your G-spot is?  If not, how are you trying to find it?




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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Brew APB: Lisa Nicole Carson


I miss the big jubblie acting stylings of Lisa Nicole Carson. You couldn't turn on a bad negro made for TV movie or a good Negro made for the screen movie in the late 90's without seeing that gap toothed grin. Playing the trampy hoodrat, the bubbly best friend, the cynical and sultry best friend, the classic femme fatale... she did it all with a mischievous smirk that let you know she was alive in there, and not just 'reading lines'. Then poof she was gone.



Mental health coupled with alleged substance issues forced her into early retirement, but who knows where her and her boobies could have been!

Wherever you are Lisa Nicole, this Brewchie misses you!

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Brew APB: What The Hell Happened to Jade!?

Seems like the early 90's was ripe for girl groups trying to cash in on the success of EnVouge and TLC...this dookie braided, tied up shirt for no good reason, combat booted group was no exception. "Don't Walk Away" (cause if you do, you'll never hear us sing again?) was my cut.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

An APB for Neneh Cherry....


Dear Neneh,

Where the heck have you been??? Your Buffalo Stance used to be my JAM. I was a wee girl of 10 or 11 and me and my girls used to get it poppin....

I heard that you were back in England raising your girls Naima, Tyson and Mabel. In fact, Tyson is who you were gyrating to on Top of the Pops and the world looked at you like you were the the long haired chick from Soul Train. Then you disappeared...

I have been looking and looking for you...and all of a sudden you appeared on VH1's One Hit Wonders and I learned you were a bi-sexual and released an album back in 1997 called Man. I also found out that you are GRANDMOTHER now. Teen pregnancy got you for a loop when Naima gave birth at age 19. Your brother Eagle Eye is missing in action too, but we'll look for him another day.

But alas...you just keep gyrating and doing whatever it is you do best....across the pond!!

Sincerely,

A long lost fan


PS. BOOOOOOOOOOOO to whomever you are paying so we can't embed the video. What kind of crap is that? Seriously, you have no record deal or no one to pay. You NEED to be letting someone embed your videos.

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