Brew Bedroom: DIY Fellatio

Times are tough these days.  It's hard to find a really good BJ-giver, much less someone who's actually willing to have your pork and beans all up in her face for a few minutes (if you're lucky).

Taste The Brew to find out how you can remedy your BJ loneliness...

Now, you don't even need a ladyfriend to hook you up on the fellatio tip.  Just buy yourself one of these Count Cockula (NSFW link) things. 

It's fellatio... with teef and an extra soft "texture!"  (Trust me, these things write themselves).

Try it while you're watching True Blood!

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