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Friday, April 2, 2010

Brew Music: Trina, Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, Waka Flocka + The Dream

Some jams (or, perhaps not... you make the call) to get your weekend going...


Here’s Trina and Lady Gaga teaming up for “Let Them Hoes Fight.” Gaga is sounding very Gwen Stefani-ish.


Janet Jackson is making her way back on the music/movie scene after one hell of a difficult year. Last month, we previewed her new song from the “Why Did I Get Married Too?” soundtrack. Here’s the official video from the track. It’s called “Nothing” and it’s classic Janet!


I’m still trying to figure out what a Waka Flocka Flame is, but he must be hot somewhere if Diddy is clamoring to be on his track. Peep the video for the “O Let’s Do It” remix, also featuring Rick Ross.


Ok, guilty pleasure confession time. I tend to like The Dream’s songs. There. I. Said. It. This one,”Love King,” is no exception and I don’t even hate Jeezy’s verse (btw, Jeezy dropped the “Young” so update your rolodex).


Favorite line: Got girls with weave/ Girls without it/ She like this all mine/ Hmmmm, I doubt it.

Thank you sir. I’m done!

You likey?

Trina/Gaga rip via XXL
Dream/Jeezy rip via The Life Files 

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Brew Quotes: Diddy



"If you're not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee."

-Diddy, to a NYC nightclub crowd. The comment has pissed off (pun intended) fellow Vodka maker Martin Silver (the guy behind Georgi Vodka). To retaliate, Silver plans to dump a large amount of Ciroc into a toilet bowl and deliver it to Diddy tomorrow... unless he apologizes! Good luck with that. Craig Mack, Ma$e, Cheri Dennis and (insert Bad Boy artist here) are still waiting.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Brew Bits: And I Wish I Never Met Her......



All is not well in Diddy's (@iamdiddy) harem. Cameras caught up with Kim  Porter doing "lunch" in L.A. rocking Chanel shoes, a toothpick and a tarty tongue. Happy the paparazzi is paying her some mind, Kim cracks a killer smile before hurling a big lougie toward her daughters-brother's-mother, MIsa Hylton-Brim for Misa's earlier claim that Kim is the rogue baby mamma in their focked up version of the Brady Bunch! Got all that? Peep the exchange. 

Cassie it's not too late to catch that last train to Paris! This could be you in 10 years.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Diddy School Of Hard Knocks

Diddy wants to teach you how to sign semi-talented acts, release one album, then shelve them become an entrepronegro like he is.

Diddy told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that he wants to become more of a role model for da people. The Didster said "I'm still honestly in search of how I can have the most positive effect that I can have."

One of the ways he plans to show us the softer side of Diddy is by starting a New York-based business school to build leaders.

So, what do you think the first lesson of the Diddy Business Plan would be? My bet is the first day, all students are taught how to be "all up in the videos, all on the records... dancing."©



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Friday, January 29, 2010

Will You Watch?: BET's Haiti Concert

BET is getting in on the Haiti relief effort all late and whatnot.  The network plans to do a concert for Haiti next month, with Diddy, Queen Latifah and Pharrell on deck as hosts. 

The two hour concert/telethon, called "SOS Saving OurSelves — Help for Haiti," will be broadcast live from Miami and it'll mark Chris Brown's first "major" return to TV.

Wyclef Jean, Mary J. Blige, Drake, Robin Thicke, Monica and Lil Wayne are also scheduled to perform. Proceeds from the event will go to Yele Haiti, CARE and other charities.

"SOS Saving OurSelves — Help for Haiti" airs on BET, MTV, VH1 and Centric at 8 pm (ET) on February 5th.

So, will you watch?

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Monday, January 25, 2010

It Must Be Nice To Be Diddy’s Kid



Diddy's eldest son, Justin, celebrated his 16th birthday over the weekend. Aside from being featured on MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and arriving with Nicki Minaj on his arm, Justin got a $360,000 Maybach for his birthday. 
 

I'm twice this kid's age and I don't have a $360,000 anything.  What should he look forward to at 18? At 21? At 30? At 40? Is there anything left? 
 
Oh, Diddy did give the kid a $10,000 check to donate to Haiti.





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Friday, January 1, 2010

Diddy Is Not Married


These innawebs were buzzing for days that longtime playboy P Diddy planned to marry his longtime babymomma Kim Porter in St. Barts.  The alleged wedding was "said" to have happened last night.  But, in usual breaking news fashion, Diddy took to his Twit for Twat account tease his followers with a "just married" tweet only to later announce that he is NOT married, thus helping Kim retain her status as one of the highest paid wombs in the country.



But, Diddy did break a little news... he plans to have a Bad Boy/Dirty Money event the weekend of January 16th in Washington, DC.   Whatever that means... cuz ya'll know the list of #badboyfails is ever-increasing.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Diddy Saves A Drunk


Sean Combs and Ciroc vodka will offer $15 taxi debit cards and one-way subway metrocards in New York City and Las Vegas (the rest of you drive and die?) to ensure folks who drink a little too much of that vodka get home safely.

Street teams will distribute thousands of the debit and MTA cards to adult consumers in New York City between 8:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. on New Year's Eve. In Las Vegas, they will distribute pre-paid taxi cards at key venues and high traffic locations.

Nice guesture I suppose...


Though I'm sure these people just wish that he'd just get run over by the New Year's Bus.

BEEP BEEP, oh no!!

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Brew Bits: Hail to Diddy!



Despite having the reverse Midas touch on his artists I have always liked P-Diddy (@iamdiddy) , or whatever he's going by know.  He has drive and determination out the ya-yo! Okay, so he looks like he sleeps with his mouf askew, he is rude and yes he has too many baby mommas for my taste, but his hustle game is sick. Check out this unauthorized biography put to rap by Shaun Boothe. It's hot!

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

G-Damn!


Speaking of Diddy. One of his victims former artists G-Dep has risen from whatever back alley 
he's been chillin in to talk about life and the come up. During an interview with Ms. Drama 
(@msdrama) Dep admits being addicted to PCP and says while he still gets "down" from time to 
time he's basically trying to stay clean and make a rap come back. G-Dep says he hasn't spoken to 
Loon who is busy making pilgrimages to Mecca and whatnot so I guess it's hard to catch up to a 
brother. "Special Delivery" stays on my Ipod rotation but this video just gave me a case of the sads. 
Damn @iamdiddy you've got like the reverse Midas touch or sumpthin'. I don't even want to shake 
your hand, I might lose my house! I used to think "Bad Boy" was the flyest name for a label. 
It's a curse fo sure! Cassie (@cassieventura) ....run to the light!

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Diddy Breaks Records


If this music mogul thing don't work out, Diddy can start product-pushin' for HSN.  His appearance this week on the home shopping network blew the roof off.  Diddy appeared on HSN November 30th and December 1st to sell his Sean John fragrances.  The entire collection sold out in 15 minutes, setting a new record!



And he does not carry his computer in that damn bag. C'mon son!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Diddy's Train: Next Stop, HSN



Diddy is taking a break from ending Making The Band music careers mogulin' to hawk his smell goods on HSN.  The Didster will sell his fragrances I Am King and Unforgivable on HSN this Monday, November 30th from 11 pm - 1 am (ET).  Uh, is he selling smell-a-vision too?  I wouldn't trust something I can't smell.  You might wind up with bottled onions.  

Anyway, it's all part of the network's effort to prove you can sell fragrance on TV through a unique "talk show" format that will allow Diddy to sell the product and bring "who he is to life."  The HSN people say he'll be "sharing his beliefs behind his fragrances, why he developed them and what are the reference points.”  I can answer all three already: money. money. and money.

This dude's hustle game is fierce.


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Monday, October 19, 2009

When Chickens Come Home to Roost: Case #434 Mase

I love it when the fat lady sings..or in this case two tranny cousin-twins..or a pudgy-faced rapper...whatever...it's fall and karma is in full effect! Rev. Mason Betha surprised Diddy and the Dirty Wonder Twins during the Ryan Cameron Show by busting up in that piece and asking Puffy to "GIVE US FREE". Legal papers in hand Puff had no choice but to oblige. Mase, even though you talk like you graduated from
Sans school, I give you props for handling your bidness!
Let's tally the tape:
Gypsy cab fare to get you to the studio: $10.00
One pair of Versace glasses and gear that shows you're still relevant: $150.00
Seeing the black drain from your former corrupt captor's face? Priceless!

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Diddy's Rang Goes Bye Bye!



Ahhhh, the life of a balla, many of us wish we could afford a $20,000 ring let alone fling one into a crowd of super hyped teens.... Well Diddy did that, as he was "makin it rain" on the 106 & Park audience and lost his rang in the interim. He then proceeded to go 'diddy-listikal' and hold the audience hostage until the ring was found. Hot mess!

NY Post—-Just call him P. Dopey.


Bling-loving hip-hop mogul Diddy accidentally flung a diamond-studded ring into a raucous crowd as he hurled bundles of cash off a stage at a Midtown studio — sparking an audience frisking that had attendees feeling like common criminals, The Post has learned.


“Ok diddy lost his ring . . . and now there frisking all the kids like this is rikers lite,” a user named PWillzNYC posted on Twitter of Tuesday’s post-taping mayhem.


Another user, named dbaumz, tweeted, “[W]hen it was over, diddy held us hostage lookin for his lost ring. dont like him no more!!!”


The rapper/producer, whose real name is Sean Combs
, had security search all 160 audience members after filming wrapped on the BET music-video show “106 & Park” before they were allowed to leave.


The search came up empty.


“The craziest s- - - just happened to me lol I guess its s- - - -in on me season . . . Enjoy it while it lasts!!!!! lol life is crazy!” Diddy posted on his Twitter page soon afterward.


It was not clear which of the rapper’s rings disappeared at the CBS studios on West 57th Street, but a staffer told the audience it was worth $20,000.


“He ain’t getting’ it back,” one witness said. “Someone pocketed that, and they probably took it to the nearest jeweler.”


At the beginning of the show, Diddy and members of his new hip-hop group, Dirty Money, could be seen prancing around the stage tossing wads of fake $100 bills.


But once the crowd saw there was real cash mixed in, a free-for-all erupted.


“The audience went wild,” said BET spokeswoman Marcy Polanco. “We were like, ‘Oh, my God!’ ”


Sources said there were about $25 to $100 in singles mixed in with the funny money.


In the midst of the frenzy, a bewildered Combs suddenly looked down at his hands and walked out of view.


“As he was throwing the money out to the audience, his ring flew off,” Polanco said.


As soon as the cameras cut, the host announced that the bling had disappeared, sending already-riled audience members dropping to their knees.


The rapper’s staff even tried to rip up part of the set in an effort to find the ring, a source said.


The rest of the show went on as planned.


BET said that audience members were screened using a metal-detecting wand and that no one was detained.


CBS referred calls to BET. Diddy’s publicist did not return a call for comment.

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Shyne To Diddy: You's A Lie






Rolling Stone reports the "conversation" between rapper Shyne and P. Diddy was a lie!

Shyne (new name: Moses Levi) was dropped from Bad Boy after the 1999 New York club shooting that left 2 people injured and left Diddy and then-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez free to walk the streets.  Shyne was sentenced to 2 years behind bars for the shooting.  Since that time, he claims Diddy betrayed him by hiring lawyers who didn't do their jobs.


But the real smoking gun is the comment Diddy gave Hot 97 radio.  He said he'd talked to Shyne and that the jailed rapper was “in good spirits.”  Shyne says the comment is shocking.  He called it a "figment of Sean Combs’ imagination."  Shyne went on to say:
“He never spoke with me, he never visited me nor would I ever accept a phone call or visit from him. The only way I would do either of those things would be if he stepped up and did the right thing for the victims of the incident.”


Booyacka son!

A $130 million civil lawsuit filed by victim Natania Reuben against Combs and Shyne is still pending in Brooklyn.  Shyne says he was "afraid for [his] life" and only fired the gun in self defense after his friends were involved in an altercation with a man named Matthew “Scar” Allen.

Shyne served 8 years for assault, reckless endangerment and gun possession.  He's in custody as the feds decide whether to deport him to his native Belize (where his daddy is the prime minister).  His father (pictured below) has asked New York Governor David Paterson to pardon his son.




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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Awwww, Diddy Is Tired of the Multi Poon Lifestyle




Seems intimacy rather than quantity is next up for Diddy. He's grown weary and tired of his womanizing ways. Me and Diddy have the same b-day (Nov 4th) so I know creeping to that 40 mark will bring the introspection out in a mofo like a mug......

COMBS COMMITTED TO THE PERFECT WOMAN AS LOVE SEARCH CONTINUES

Rapper SEAN COMBS has given up his womanising ways because he'd much rather be intimate with one lover.

The entrepreneur, who is reportedly dating R&B star Cassie, messed up his long-term romance with Kim Porter by cheating on her with a photographer, who fell pregnant.
Porter walked out on Diddy when she herself was pregnant with his twins.

But the rap mogul insists he has learned his lesson - and now he wants to settle down with the perfect woman. He tells Black Book magazine, "I guess the things that used to thrill me don't thrill me so much anymore."Intimacy is more important to me than sleeping with hot chicks. I don't even know if I really savoured every menage a trois I had. I don't want to do it all over again."

And, despite his lothario image, Combs, 39, insists he's not among the world's great lovers.
He adds, "Love is something I strongly connect with, but it's not something I've conquered. I really can't sit here pretending to be the premier expert on love."

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Oh and here's pics of his other cutie patutie daughter with that other woman who "fell pregnant" by him (I didn't even know it was possible to fall pregnant..... I thought you had to hump for that)

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Brew Bits: Diddy Spazzes Out On The Fuzz.....



.... on his way to a party after the VMA's, doesn't even seem like he was in the wrong, the cop just starts goin ape taumbout "I don't give a fug who you are!!" HUNH Mr. Fuzz, you wilin son! chill...

So Diddy replies "I don't give a fug who you are either, show me respect, I'm a man just like you"....... damn Diddy, I'mma let you finish but Ye does the best spazz outs of all time, I'm sayin......

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Brew Music: Diddy and Dirty Money's 'Angels'

Just cause the Didster never seems to run outta ways to punish us, he is now "Mama I wanna sangin" in this one......

Hype put out an amazing video, ignore Diddy's alto/soprano swag and this is good!



One half of "Dirty Money" is former Danity Kaner, Dawn....

This I had to post cause I finally found something Diddy obviously can't tackle.......



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Monday, September 7, 2009

Brew News: SuperDiddy To The Rescue?

The Diddy is reaching out to his brethren at Howard University. The former HU student took to his Twitter page to support the students who are protesting a number of issues, from housing to financial aid.

Classes began at Howard last month, but thousands of students are still waiting to be validated in the system, so they've yet to register for classes.

Nearly a thousand students are also without housing.

The Didster tweeted: "NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!!! Let me know if yall need me to come down there yall! I got yall BACK! Let's go!!!"

The university met with student leaders last week and another meeting has been planned for this week.

Get it together HU! Ya'll don't want Diddy coming here and making you all Bad Boy employees!

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Brew Bits: Cassie and Her Diddy Do The Town.....

They attended "The September Issue" Premiere in New York City, R.J. Cutler's documentary about Vogue magazine. Dare I say "baldy-sides" look is growing on me, she's such a pretty girl. Her and her daddy diddy look kinda cute together.......








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