Diddy Is Not Married

These innawebs were buzzing for days that longtime playboy P Diddy planned to marry his longtime babymomma Kim Porter in St. Barts.  The alleged wedding was "said" to have happened last night.  But, in usual breaking news fashion, Diddy took to his Twit for Twat account tease his followers with a "just married" tweet only to later announce that he is NOT married, thus helping Kim retain her status as one of the highest paid wombs in the country.

But, Diddy did break a little news... he plans to have a Bad Boy/Dirty Money event the weekend of January 16th in Washington, DC.   Whatever that means... cuz ya'll know the list of #badboyfails is ever-increasing.