Brew Tube: Tracy Morgan Wants To Get Oprah Pregnant

Tracy Morgan hit up the Oprah show this week to promo his new flick, Death At A Funeral, where he talked about being romantical (among other things)… I bet he wants to get Oprah pregnant.

"...cut through the wilderness of despair!"
That's deep.

What’s Brewing?

Ryan Gosling is all about getting up in the booty! – Lainey Gossip

New Real Housewives of ATL confirmed – Hip Hop U-C-IT

Every straight man’s dream? Lesbians get a reality show – Oh No They Didn’t

Holly Robinson Peete tackles autism – The Grio

Impersonating Tracy Morgan is the new black? – Jezebel

15 Signs it’s time to dump his arse – The Frisky

Poor Vanilla Gorilla – Dlisted

So, there’s an extended version of that God awful Nicki Minaj video? – WSHH

Tracy Morgan Keeps It Gully

Tracy Morgan ruffled some feathers during his Friday performance at Carnegie Hall.  His jokes caused quite a few people to roll out mid-show.

NYDN reports:

“People seemed to not be laughing at his jokes, but more because they were shocked and appalled with what was coming out of his mouth,” reports one audience member. Morgan talked trash about homosexuality (saying it’s “a choice,” which drew gasps), drugs, pornography and what he calls “politricks” — far edgier subjects than what his alter ego, ["30 Rock" character Tracy] Jordan, gets air time for.

“There was a continuous flow of people getting up and leaving throughout the show,” our spy reports, adding that many in the crowd clearly didn’t know what they were getting themselves into. Middle-aged women were the most flabbergasted when he started mimicking explicit sex acts on stage.

Morgan made cracks about the Obama family, saying “Obama is really changing the White House, because he and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out.”

I'm sure he tried to get some people pregnant too.

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Brew Entertainment Bits: Tracy Morgan Talks Family Career and his Old Co-Workers Can Suck it!

Tracy Morgan had an old school black out when remembering some of his old SNL co workers, while taping his audio book.   Eh, they weren't funny anyway.  TEAM BUCKET DRUMMER! (If you aren't watching 30 Rock, I dunno what to tell you.)

He explains further with one of the Witches' boos, Matt Lauer.

“We never had a relationship,” Morgan explained, elaborating on the perceived rift between him and the Kattan/Oteri duo. “I don’t have anything against anybody, but what happened happened…at any job, wherever you go, there are gonna be people that don’t get along, that don’t speak. It’s not that we didn’t get along, we just never got. It was none of that with them two. Everybody else, we were like family. That’s the nature of the business. Very competitive.”  Source

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Tracy Morgan Is A Freak!

Comedian Tracy Morgan told all his business in an interview in next month's Playboy.  Morgan answers 20 questions, ranging from his time at Saturday Night Live to his fist sexual experience to how he likes to (ahem) toss the salad.



On SNL's Lorne Michaels:

He's been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night Live my first year and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. It was three o'clock in the morning, man, I'll never forget. Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man. I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I'm sorry, man. Excuse me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch... m*therf*cker's good. I remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, "Tracy, you are here not because you're black. You're here because you're f*cking funny, man." [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt] Changed my whole perspective. I wasn't so guarded anymore. 

On his favorite activity...getting women pregnant:

I've got my third-degree black belt and I've gotten several women pregnant, so I've moved on to other things. These days I'm into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women's water. If you're pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I'll ride my bike over and take care of it.

Taste The Brew for his NSFW view on booty love.

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First The Fat Boys Break Up, Now This!: Tracy Morgan Getting a Divorce....

Tracy Morgan is getting a divorce from his high school sweetheart after being married to her for 25 years........ I hope she's able to acquire some high quality indian remy in the divorce settlement cause that hair hat propped on her head is not gonna yield her husband #2....... jussayin......