Life Lesson #290: Don’t Speed, If You Got Weed

Jaheim learned a valuable life lesson last week: don’t let your lead-foot fly if you’ve got weed in the car! (Uh, DUH!)

The silky crooner was pulled over for speeding when cops found a little present in his car. Head here for the breaking details.

Let that be a lesson, kiddies.

Holy Burned Seeds and Stems, Batman!

Straight out of an episode of Weeds, a Bronx, NY grow house goes aflame. It took 60 firefighters to put out the blaze (sure...THAT's what they were doing)... after they went on a Cap'n Crunch run.

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Lil Wayne Likes His Tour Bus Up In Smoke

Lil Weasel F. Behbeh can't keep his arse outta trouble. This time, The Weezer was detained in Laredo, TX after a concert after a border patrol dog sniffed weed on two of four of Wayne's tour buses. Wayne and about a dozen of his entourage were detailed and later released.

Mr. Carter is due to start a prison sentence in February 2010 thanks to some gun charges he picked up in New York.

*Sigh* pretty soon there'll be no "rappers" left on the streets...(Maybe that's a good thing?)

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Brew Funny: The Greener The Better

Who knew Martha Stewart had an affinity for rapping and the sticky icky?  Leave it to Snoop to bring out her hood side. (Or maybe prison brought that out...)

Martha must have a soft spot for cooking with Calvin. He made cognac mashed potatoes with her back in November of '08.

What Can Brown Do For You? Get You HIGH!

Police tried to get a UPS manager to turn snitch and help them intercept a package of weed. Instead, the UPS worker took the package and started selling that sticky green.

Atlanta police say Anna Wright stole the weed, sold it then lied to them about it.  Wright had been told the package could arrive for a particular mail box. And when it did...she pounced on it, rather than contacting the po-po.
 
The package contained several pounds of marijuana which Wright then sold.  She's now charged with making false statements to federal authorities and with distribution.  Wright faces 5 years in the pokey and a fine of up to $250,000.

Hey, can't say the girl wasn't enterprising.

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