What Can Brown Do For You? Get You HIGH!

Police tried to get a UPS manager to turn snitch and help them intercept a package of weed. Instead, the UPS worker took the package and started selling that sticky green.

Atlanta police say Anna Wright stole the weed, sold it then lied to them about it.  Wright had been told the package could arrive for a particular mail box. And when it did...she pounced on it, rather than contacting the po-po.
 
The package contained several pounds of marijuana which Wright then sold.  She's now charged with making false statements to federal authorities and with distribution.  Wright faces 5 years in the pokey and a fine of up to $250,000.

Hey, can't say the girl wasn't enterprising.

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