What’s Brewing?

WTF Files: Dr. Murray says Michael Jackson killed himself – Freddy O

Jay-Z & Beyonce are still married – Crunk + Disorderly

Too cheap for Pay-Per-View last night? Watch the Jones/Hopkins fight here – Rock The Dub

Lance Gross is fine chocolate. That is all. – Necole Bitchie

Trey Songz got more mixtapes than Weezy has root canals – Karen Civil

And let the “Window Seat” parodies begin… – Bark + Bite

The iPad is selling like crack in the ‘80s – Huffington Post

Kat Stacks won’t go away – Miss Jia

Ochocinco sans shirt (shameless) – The YBF

Nothing Will Make Me Like You, Kate Gosselin

I don't know how this happens to me. Each season of this vapid reality dance show, I vow: This is it. I will not waste 800 hours of my week watching the rhythmically challanged try to ballroom dance. But like so many resolutions, this one was broken by the thought that just maybe maybe the ABC censors would throw caution to the wind and let Chad OchosRios (I refuse to spell a made up ass name ''correctly") dance in the nude, like he likes to train. Because I am a durty durty Puma. Two weeks into this suckfest, and I'm already annoyed. Here's the run-down

SHANNEN DOHERTY: Brenda, I heart you and your gap tooth grin. But was it always sooo damn gappy? How did I miss this? Did you go in for the Madonna special? I have dental questions dammit. I want them answered! As the woman who helped give me HEATHERS, you can do no wrong. As you were.

Neicy Nash, you can actually dance-ish. Yay! And I speak the language of "butter" as well!

Bachelor Guy, when they announced you were next I went to the pisser, sorry dude. (no pic b/c who are you?!)


Olympics Dude, ditto.... I drink a lot of water. (no pic, b/c I don't care)

ESPN lady, I like you.. but not enough to find a pic of you online. Good luck!

Dear Buzz Aldrin, I am begging, please sir please do not die on my television set. I have had a ROUGH YEAR. ROUGH, and it's only March. I do not think that my constitution can take it if you die on my television set.

Love, Bianca

Pamela Anderson, whatever you are smoking, puff puff pass.

Aiden Turner, you give me lady wood. That is all. Oh and I totally think you and Edyta are smooshing....and her husband watches. Now, that is all.

Chad Ochounodostres, lay off flirting with the dancin' brawd and get to moving your ass...you want fame? FAME COSTS, BITCH! Debbie done told ya!

Kate "Original Recipe Octomom" Gosselin. 1. you are NOT a celebrity. 2. You have no talent. 3. 'Doing it for the moms out there?'...why must you punish them? Is their life not hard enough with wiping poop and puke, that you must subject them to your robotic moves and snide condescending ways? I predict this is your last week. Buh Byes. And blowing kisses to your kids is more effective when they are in the room, you succubus. Furthermore, the way you speak to men, you will be single forever. REAL TALK TUESDAY!

Nicole Shirtshanger... Skirtsteak Sherzinger, you are mad stupid muldooky pretty. That is all.

You Want A Piece Of Ochocinco?

Chad Ochocinco is wookin’ pa nub. And why not start the search on a teevay dating show, right? Everyone else is doing it.

Ochocinco’s new show, The Tournament, will recruit 85 women (duh!) for a shot at love. The women will be narrowed down to 16 who compete in a bracket-style competition each episode. The ones chosen to advance will get a game ball (kinda like how Flavor Flav’s chicks got clocks) and the ultimate winner will get a championship ring.

Ochocinco insists the show will be classy. Click here for casting details.

The Tournment airs on VH1 this July. So, will you watch?

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Thanks DC Diva for the tip.

Ochocinco... Naked!

I have no idea what the point of this video is and quite frankly, I don't care. It's Chad Ochocinco running in a park, naked. What more needs to be said?

It's probably another viral Reebok ad like this one. Whatever it is... it works for me. I plan to watch Dancing With The Stars with the hope that he drops trou.

Ochocinco To Launch His Own Network

My favorite NFL spectacle, Chad Ochocinco, is launching an iPhone app. Chad's tweets have gotten him in trouble with the NFL. But that's not stopping him from moving on with his techy-plans.


The Cincinnati Bengal says he's starting a launching a Twitter-based news network with Motorola, called OCNN (“Ochocinco News Network”).  He wants to use his contacts around the league to tweet breaking news before major news players can get it.


OCNN's slogan is: “If I break it, you might as well believe it”.


I love this dude.  He's so random.


Read more about it here.