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Witches' Brew: Dear Kiely Williams...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dear Kiely Williams...



Dear Kiely,


I know it’s hard to grow up and shed your lollipop image when you’re a former child star. Everyone remembers you as the non-singing one from 3LW and the awkwardly tall Cheetah Girl with the Chiclet teeth. So, now, you’re trying to “grow up” and you’re using the most awful trick from the Pop Starlet’s handbook: do some hoe shyt to get noticed. Grant it, it’s worked for a few, more talented people and starlets with better PR machines (looking at you, Kim Kardashian). But you are no Kardashian, sweetheart. And this new piece of Brewshyt video that you’ve put out is far short of “Spectacular.”


I suggest you just model or something. It works for Cassie.

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6 Comments:

At Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 4:27:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not for real!

 
At Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 6:04:00 PM EDT , Blogger Tomorrow Is My Turn said...

Wow. That was good and awful.

 
At Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 7:10:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrible..she should have just stayed with Disney...corny!

 
At Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 7:24:00 PM EDT , Blogger Reggie said...

That was tragic.

 
At Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 10:00:00 AM EDT , Blogger Eddie Daedalus said...

"I hope he used a rubber/ problem is I don't remember"

Ouch

This is why sometimes you just gotta f#ck your girl in the a$$ and leave her.

 
At Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 2:55:00 AM EDT , Blogger Xirus said...

for some reason, i am sure this will be playing at many gay clubs around the country by this weekend.

still, WOW @ here for this! o_0

 

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