What’s Brewing?

Rihanna’s engaged? – Oh No They Didn’t

Bristol Palin wants you to wrap it up (with a moose skin condom) – Huffington Post

This Michael Jackson story keeps getting worse – Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is a dee-sas-ter – Gawker

Jessica Simpson goes sans fards ^© – Pop Sugar

WTF Files?: Virginia Governor declares “Confederate History Month” – DC Fab

Would you rock these computer shoes? – The Frisky

Celebrity Fit Club declares its biggest loser – People

^©Shout out to Michael K

Since NeNe Randomly Cares So much....

She may want to do an intervention. When you start to resemble a human Gila monster you are crying for help.

Donatella's looks are no Sofia Lauren...hell, they aren't even RALPH LAUREN.

Michael Lohan To NeNe: Go Promote Nutrisystem

Uh, somebody 'splain to me who made NeNe a parenting expert?  And why does she care about Lindsay Lohan?  So many questions... so few brain cells to spare.  Anyway, peep the vid:

Vagi-cat Warfare: Sam & Linny Edition

Yikes! Love is love, it doesn't matter if you love men, women, cats, dogs, Megatron, Darth Vader, Bobby Flay or Bushwick Bill and it certainly ain't easy.


If you're a woman and you think it's tough to love a man, imagine being in love with another woman..... no freakin way man! We are a piece of work, so for that reason I'll pass on vagi-cat love. Too much drama, monthly flows, broads wanna be held, they talk while the game is on....... I just ain't checkin for all that....

But Linny and Sam seemed to have found a way to make their love work. Until a certain Ms. Drea De Matteo entered the scene.



Apparently Sam and Drea went on a date, Sam returned home at some ungodly hour (the hour that if she were with a man she'd be put in the headlock). So Linny runs up on her, vagi-cat warfare ensues and Sam proceeds to throw Linny's tenda vittles, vickie secrets and such on the street...... this is just too much.



I'm sure Sam was just hangin with her pal but that's the trouble with girls, we always overreact. Linny stop wearing your vagi-cat on your sleeve!!!! MAN UP!!!

Oh well.... hope you guys work this mess out, I'm for love!

SOURCE:

One Hot Mess!

Holding my nose on this one. Police in L.A. answered a burglary alarm call to fire crotch mess actress Lindsay Lohan's house and found the place so messy and ransackled they thought she had been robbed. Turns out it's just how this red-headed chippie really gets down. Lohan was not home at the time and her publicist gave reporters the gas face when they asked for a comment. Little girl, f*ck shopping at Kitson's all day, go buy some act right! You haven't been right since you jumped on the Va-jay-jay!