One Hot Mess!

Holding my nose on this one. Police in L.A. answered a burglary alarm call to fire crotch mess actress Lindsay Lohan's house and found the place so messy and ransackled they thought she had been robbed. Turns out it's just how this red-headed chippie really gets down. Lohan was not home at the time and her publicist gave reporters the gas face when they asked for a comment. Little girl, f*ck shopping at Kitson's all day, go buy some act right! You haven't been right since you jumped on the Va-jay-jay!