Celebrity Love Letter: will.i.am

Dear will.i.am,

Over the weekend I watched a crap load of nonsense clogging my DVR, some of which was about 2 weeks worth of Oprah the Overlord. Well, imagine my surprise at you-(the man who I saw in concert a few years ago, asking the crowd if they loved black women, to the reply of crickets.-- I have never been able to get over that!) causing me to straight up bawl, like a punk, that you were giving not 1...not 2.. but FOUR young black men a FULL ride to the Colleges of their choices.

OH MY GIRLY, STARS...someone pass me a tissue, I'm tearing up right now. Now this is on top of how HARD you went for our hot prez? I love you man!

While, not making me wanna DO you, per se (s'up Fawdna) I would totally be happy to bake you a cake!

But that's not all, you then you cap this heart-felt generosity, with my new good cardio anthem: Boom Boom Pow?! Hell, damn the cake. I'm making you a 7 course meal!