Brew News: Kwame In Trouble Again?

Kwame Kilpatrick, ownlee eue would find your name in the headlines... again!

The former Detroit mayor says he's cleaned up and is on probation in Texas. But, he's got 10 days to show and prove. Kilpatrick must hand over financial records to prosecutors who claim he's violated probation and is hiding money that should be in Detroit's coffers.

Since being booted from the Motor City, Kilpatrick has been working as a health care account executive in Texas. But, he's been seen driving in a Cadillac Escalade and living in a million dollar mansion. You know how we do!

Kilpatrick claims the Escalade was a gift. He's supposed to be paying Detroit $6,000 a month toward a million dollars in restitution that he was ordered to pay back.

HipHopWired reports Kilpatrick will appear in court on October 29th.

See fellas, see what happens when you send those penis texases?

Texting While Stupid.....

Text Message: "Let 's just get some food and f*ck all day"

*sigh* hmmm

Me: "who is this?"

ok..... so you see where we are here? Homie's # is not even locked in and yet he's proposing a day "cock" fulla passionate love making and throwing in a burger (ya know, to make the offer something I just can't refuse). Let's all take a pause here. Now this may very well be an appealing offer to many, especially the burger part, but is there any harm in actually calling??? Texting is getting outta hand, it has now become a tool of the weak and incompetent and is now being used to solicit poon-tang. ENOUGH!!!

If you can't talk to me and politely ask for the use of my precious jewel then don't text me! texting is supposed to be for those times when talking is simply not convenient, like when you're in the middle of getting a lap dance or something of that nature. You should not be texting while sitting on your couch watching "the Golden Girls". This is what leads to "texting while stupid" and gets you dumped in the lame box.

Memba what happened to this text messaging super hero????



"Texting While Stupid" is not punishable by law however it can get you fired from your job as Mayor and put in jail. Use Kwame Kilpatdumbass as a cautionary tale. Text responsibly and remember it WILL NOT get you layed. Jerk!