Texting While Stupid.....

Text Message: "Let 's just get some food and f*ck all day"

*sigh* hmmm

Me: "who is this?"

ok..... so you see where we are here? Homie's # is not even locked in and yet he's proposing a day "cock" fulla passionate love making and throwing in a burger (ya know, to make the offer something I just can't refuse). Let's all take a pause here. Now this may very well be an appealing offer to many, especially the burger part, but is there any harm in actually calling??? Texting is getting outta hand, it has now become a tool of the weak and incompetent and is now being used to solicit poon-tang. ENOUGH!!!

If you can't talk to me and politely ask for the use of my precious jewel then don't text me! texting is supposed to be for those times when talking is simply not convenient, like when you're in the middle of getting a lap dance or something of that nature. You should not be texting while sitting on your couch watching "the Golden Girls". This is what leads to "texting while stupid" and gets you dumped in the lame box.

Memba what happened to this text messaging super hero????



"Texting While Stupid" is not punishable by law however it can get you fired from your job as Mayor and put in jail. Use Kwame Kilpatdumbass as a cautionary tale. Text responsibly and remember it WILL NOT get you layed. Jerk!