Advice: Phones Are For Phone Calls!

Add comedian Dane Cook to the anti-penis and poon texases movement. Cook used the Teen Choice Awards (of all places) to shout out Disney
wildchild
star Vanessa Hudgens who has a little, ahem, history of the semi-nekkid texases.



Anywho...Cook checked her in front of the entire crowd!

Oooh, girl. Did you see how tight her face was?