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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Brew News: Butt Lift Death


Wanting a bigger donk has left a former Miss Argentina dead!

38 year old Solange Magnano died from complications after butt injections.  Magnano died after being in critical condition for three days when her injections crept to her lungs and brain.  She leaves behind twin children.

A friend commented on her death:
"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind."

Damn!  The pursuit of "improvement" strikes again...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Brew Tube: Dyin' for a Donk!

Okay, I'm donkless. Growing up, this breakdancer once called me "bankboard butt" in front of a group of dudes and I still have nightmares about his underbite havin' ass! My dink has gotten a little plump since those days and I'm okay with that. I do what I can in the gym and that's good enough for me. What I'm not going to do is damn near die trying to be Buffie the Body! That's exactly what these chicks on Tyra did. They went to a kitchen magician who injected a solution into their cheeks. Both ended up in I.C.U. close to death. One girl's organs shut down, they peed purple for days and one girl even had to wear a pamper. Now they can't sit for long periods of time. Really? It's not that serious boo. I blame Sir Mix-a-Lot for this foolishness!

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Adobo Donk: J-Lo in Italy







Are we still intimidated by her donk??????

Or is it just lackluster in comparison to this one...

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